In other news...The American Democratic Party has declared the AQ News Network its official News Network.
I dont understand why we don't ZOT any Al Quaida websites as soon as they appear?
I thought al Qaeda already had a nightly news show on CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC.
Actually, the correct translation of the show title is "60 Minutes"
After all they're on the same side.
The "Dirty Dining" segments from the Al Qaeda Department of Health are a real hoot. "Don't eat a Jihad Joe's. Our reporter found too much Ammonium Nitrate residue on the floors and a high explosive suicide vest was left in one of the booths."
Am I the only guy who thinks that blowing this guy to the fifth ring of hell in the middle of his broadcast would send a nice fat message to Al Qaida?
"Good evening. I am Muhammad Al Akbar Al Yammal Al Goatbanger and tonight I bring you news of the vile dog Zionists and their filthy American Satan allies. Plus, coming up in sport, the Kirkuk Mudhens score an upset over the Basra Camel Spiders. Top story tonight, the jews.....hey, what's that whistling sound?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Allahu Akbar you sheet-wrapping bastard.
There are some out there who really still argue that this is no "information Operations" campaign.
Unfortunately, while we have over 8,000 M1 tanks, 700 F15s, B2s, B1s, Seawolf subs and carriers, Apache D etc. we are Lousy at best in this fight. The enemy actually has the upper hand here.
Truth is, we can beat their heads in anywhere we fight (as we are) and people will still ask "Can we win this war?"
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Yet they disdain free speech. Next they'll come out with "Saturday Night Live Beheadings" and expect everyone to cheer, or else.
Would liberals want Americans to see these shows? I doubt it. I've seen some horrific ones. Why not transfer them to television so non-internet savvy Americans can feel the enemy? I dare them.
Hmmm... "Hurricane Katrina.. Soldier of God... wiping out New Orleans, city of homosexuality"
Why again can't the American left realize these maggots want us ALL dead? And therefore support the troops and administration that is leading the WOT?
Just too much to ask, I guess.
Drat! I deleted my copy of "Muslim TV Guide" a few days ago.
It's new? But, Real Time with Bill Maher has been on the air for years.
"First, I want to thank everyone who entered our Father Of The Year Contest."
"First Prize goes to Abdalla Yones, who stabbed his 16-year-old daughter 11 times and cut her throat after she began seeing a Christian boy."
"Congradulations, Abdalla. You won a trip to Mecca."