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Unbelievable.
1 posted on 10/07/2005 12:47:13 PM PDT by contemplator
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To: contemplator

In other news...The American Democratic Party has declared the AQ News Network its official News Network.


2 posted on 10/07/2005 12:48:31 PM PDT by HHKrepublican_2
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To: contemplator

I dont understand why we don't ZOT any Al Quaida websites as soon as they appear?


3 posted on 10/07/2005 12:49:03 PM PDT by Paloma_55 (Which part of "Common Sense" do you not understand???)
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I thought al Qaeda already had a nightly news show on CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC.


4 posted on 10/07/2005 12:50:28 PM PDT by Argus
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To: contemplator

Actually, the correct translation of the show title is "60 Minutes"


5 posted on 10/07/2005 12:51:17 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Corporatism is not conservatism)
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In other news, Al-Qaida Launches a new Weekly Game Show, Where's My Head...........
6 posted on 10/07/2005 12:51:30 PM PDT by Red Badger (In life, you don't get what you deserve. You get what you settle for...........)
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To: contemplator
I'm willing to bet there's plenty of clips from prominent U.S. DUmbocRATs assailing Bush.

After all they're on the same side.

11 posted on 10/07/2005 12:55:13 PM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Conservatives don't want judicial "litmus tests", UNLESS they supply the test that is))
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To: contemplator
This sounds exactly like that MAD TV skit.

"Death to America!"
13 posted on 10/07/2005 12:57:08 PM PDT by Antoninus (The greatest gifts parents can give their children are siblings.)
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The "Dirty Dining" segments from the Al Qaeda Department of Health are a real hoot. "Don't eat a Jihad Joe's. Our reporter found too much Ammonium Nitrate residue on the floors and a high explosive suicide vest was left in one of the booths."


14 posted on 10/07/2005 12:58:20 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
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Am I the only guy who thinks that blowing this guy to the fifth ring of hell in the middle of his broadcast would send a nice fat message to Al Qaida?

"Good evening. I am Muhammad Al Akbar Al Yammal Al Goatbanger and tonight I bring you news of the vile dog Zionists and their filthy American Satan allies. Plus, coming up in sport, the Kirkuk Mudhens score an upset over the Basra Camel Spiders. Top story tonight, the jews.....hey, what's that whistling sound?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Allahu Akbar you sheet-wrapping bastard.


16 posted on 10/07/2005 1:06:59 PM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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Err America

17 posted on 10/07/2005 1:08:59 PM PDT by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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There are some out there who really still argue that this is no "information Operations" campaign.

Unfortunately, while we have over 8,000 M1 tanks, 700 F15s, B2s, B1s, Seawolf subs and carriers, Apache D etc. we are Lousy at best in this fight. The enemy actually has the upper hand here.

Truth is, we can beat their heads in anywhere we fight (as we are) and people will still ask "Can we win this war?"

Red6


23 posted on 10/07/2005 1:26:07 PM PDT by Red6
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Yet they disdain free speech. Next they'll come out with "Saturday Night Live Beheadings" and expect everyone to cheer, or else.

Would liberals want Americans to see these shows? I doubt it. I've seen some horrific ones. Why not transfer them to television so non-internet savvy Americans can feel the enemy? I dare them.


24 posted on 10/07/2005 1:30:13 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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Hmmm... "Hurricane Katrina.. Soldier of God... wiping out New Orleans, city of homosexuality"

Why again can't the American left realize these maggots want us ALL dead? And therefore support the troops and administration that is leading the WOT?

Just too much to ask, I guess.


25 posted on 10/07/2005 1:44:38 PM PDT by Hard Way (Razor nothin'. I'm firing up Occam's Chain Saw)
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Drat! I deleted my copy of "Muslim TV Guide" a few days ago.


26 posted on 10/07/2005 1:48:16 PM PDT by popdonnelly
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It's new? But, Real Time with Bill Maher has been on the air for years.


29 posted on 10/07/2005 2:01:29 PM PDT by MediaMole
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"Good Morning Jihadis!"

"First, I want to thank everyone who entered our Father Of The Year Contest."

"First Prize goes to Abdalla Yones, who stabbed his 16-year-old daughter 11 times and cut her throat after she began seeing a Christian boy."

"Congradulations, Abdalla. You won a trip to Mecca."

32 posted on 10/07/2005 2:08:24 PM PDT by Daaave ("I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.")
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