They so won't.
You left out:
Saddam was just misunderstood.
Osama bin Laden is also a severely misunderstood man.
Christians will force everyone to convert.
Gay people, black people, and women are all oppressed minorities.
Gay people, black people, and women who criticize a Republican can speak no wrong.
The world is as flat as Hillary Clinton says it is.
"A Vision to be Named Later" - perfect!
Didn't some pig named Mandy who worked on Clinton's '92 campaign publicly state on TV the night of the election something like, "Who cares what we said during the campaign, nobody will remember."????
LOL. The Right Wing attack machine knows no shame.
Even when the liberals start to smell the coffee, it amazes me as to how much further they have left to wake up.
What democrats believe:
Socialism and Communism can work, we just need to be in charge of it...
Carroll must've had a bad donut or something.
He almost sounds conservative here.
Their beliefs. You get your hands on a public office and you do anything and say anything to hold on to it. Sadly, that belief seems to be shared with a growing number of Republicans.
You forgot a couple:
Killing babies good,
Same sex marriage good,
Fighting terrorism bad.
Democrats are Losers.Gordon Lightfoot said it best:"There aint much pride when your trapped inside a slowly sinking ship."(Applies to the msm as well:)
"Poverty was not a secret before Hurricane Katrina hit. The plight of inner-city African Americans was not a secret before the storm hit. If Democrats had wanted an issue, that was always there.
And the Democrats always, always, always demagogue this issue (can anyone say Shaprton and Jackson?). It's not about "poverty" or the "plight of inner-city African Americans" but about what you REALLY DO to fix those problems - not how you just demonize them and try and blame this "plight" (a favorite liberal word) on Republicans.
They so won't.
They are mentally bankrupt old socialists who will go down sptting in our faces.
"What I Believe."
I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.
And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his pen*s.
And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.
And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.
And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.
And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".
And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.
And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.
And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.
And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.
And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.
And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.
In the last election, when the Swift Boat Veterans for I'm-With-Stupid started their well-financed reputation-smashing campaign, the Democrats should have appointed one politician as Authorized Bull Catcher.
Sraight to the point. Thanks. (BTW, you know that I am going to steal this)
They also believe in looting the White House on their last day in office ... and removing all the "W" keys on keyboards. :)
This logic is why even democratic critics have it all wrong!
There was no sliming JFK. The record is what it is. He could have put an end to the Swifboat Vets by unsealing all his records. Period
This guy Carroll is a putz
Bring it on, Carroll. Then we can point out how the poverty in Nawlins was endemic because of generations of Landrieus and Nagins in control.
Meanwhile, the candidates would insist on talking about poverty and racial justice and the benefits of peace over war. (In peace: less killing. You'd think that would be a selling point.)
Hmm. Peacetime 9/11 attack: <3000 U.S. dead. War in Iraq: >2000 dead in 3 years, despite constant attack. And what exactly is "racial justice"? Codeword for payola to decendants of slaves?
The right-wing attack machine knows no shame. It will slime war veterans like John Kerry. It will slime badly injured war veterans like Max Cleland. It'll slime grieving mothers like Cindy Sheehan. It's not a fight the Democrats can win; it's not a fight that any decent person could win. Solution: Get out of the fight. Takes two to have a shouting match.
Translation: even the Dem's lowlife attack animals are getting their butts kicked, despite the syncophantcy of Dan Rather, John Carroll, and their MSM compatriots.
And, at the risk of alienating my base and some of my relatives -- I don't think gay marriage is that important an issue. I mean, dead citizens in Iraq;
Do you mean the ones Saddam used WMDs on, or the ones killed by Zarqawi's Al Queda, whom you wish to abandon the country to?
...tortured Muslims at Guantanamo;
Bald faced lie. Produce them, Mr. Carroll.
...AIDS epidemic in Africa;
Which Bush has done more to fight than any African or European leader has. Or Democrat.
...ice caps melting and
And Kerry could do something about this?
... fish dying pretty much everywhere.
Well, at least there is plenty of fishwrap available.