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Firm markets 'Clinton', 'Lewinsky' condoms(The clinton legacy found)
The Age ^ | September 21, 2005 | AP

Posted on 09/20/2005 5:49:39 PM PDT by mdittmar

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1 posted on 09/20/2005 5:49:41 PM PDT by mdittmar
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I used all my jokes the first 5 times this was posted. But it still is funny.


2 posted on 09/20/2005 5:56:44 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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I want product pictures !


3 posted on 09/20/2005 6:01:22 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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darn search showed nothing.

It's still funny;)

4 posted on 09/20/2005 6:01:37 PM PDT by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
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So much for honor among thieves.


5 posted on 09/20/2005 6:06:04 PM PDT by The Duke
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A state and a city were named for Washington.

An automobile and an aircraft carrier were named for Lincoln.

Even Carter got little liver pills...

But William Jefferson Blythe Clinton got his own line of condoms...

One scumbag deserves another...

6 posted on 09/20/2005 6:12:07 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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I wonder if the Clinton one has a built in bent in it?


7 posted on 09/20/2005 6:13:57 PM PDT by U S Army EOD (LET ME KNOW WHERE HANOI JANE FONDA IS WHEN SHE TOURS)
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One of them bends to the left and the other one just keeps dropping down.


8 posted on 09/20/2005 6:16:05 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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No, but it comes with some ice for black eyes.


9 posted on 09/20/2005 6:16:49 PM PDT by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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Next cuba will market Clinton, Blewinsky cigars.


10 posted on 09/20/2005 6:18:56 PM PDT by Brimack34
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OH touche touche

My rapier is at your feet Sir.


11 posted on 09/20/2005 6:21:05 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (even cannibals get fed up on people sometimes)
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Next cuba will market Clinton, Blewinsky cigars.

MINI


12 posted on 09/20/2005 6:25:44 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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13 posted on 09/20/2005 6:28:44 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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Hmmm...

Here's a chance for George H. Bush to vindicate himself from remaining silent on Clinton's trashing of his son's policy.

He should congratulate Bubba on this "honor" on the talk show circuit.

14 posted on 09/20/2005 6:30:13 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
I want product pictures !



15 posted on 09/20/2005 6:32:59 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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16 posted on 09/20/2005 6:37:10 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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Our intellectual president


17 posted on 09/20/2005 6:38:58 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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I'm afraid the Thais beat China to it

The "Clinton Plaza" red light area - complete with White House Go-Go, Monica Beer Bar, and Bill's Coffee Shop - opened in 1998 and closed in 2003.


18 posted on 09/20/2005 6:39:14 PM PDT by angkor
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Ironic that if Bill would have capped his little willie with a Clinton, there'd be no stain on the blue dress and we'd have probably never heard of Monica Lewinsky at least not till she fell victim to an Arkancide and was found in Fort Marcy Park.


19 posted on 09/20/2005 6:40:00 PM PDT by DaBroasta (They're not anti-war, they're pi$$ed their pompus ass candidate lost----again!)
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Joy reigns supreme! The imagination is near bursting with all manner of thought as to how best utilize these most apropos products at Hillary's coronation at the demonRAT Natl. Convention in '08.

Possibility #1 We take up a collection and submit an order for the best volume discount we can obtain (in true capitalistic spirit) and purchase said devices. Just before Hillary is to ascend to the podium FReeper volunteers begin hurling about the condoms. Each volunteer will be stationed close by a reporter with a microphone or videocam for best media coverage.

How about some more possibilities?


20 posted on 09/20/2005 6:40:17 PM PDT by doctorhugo (Concerned Citizen and Proud Navy Vet...Damn the torpedoes, ALL AHEAD FLANK)
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