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Inebriated Belgian woman dies in cemetery accident
Yahoo News/Reuters ^
| 9/7/2005
| Yahoo News/Reuters
Posted on 09/07/2005 6:45:04 AM PDT by Mike Bates
An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said on Wednesday.
The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.
But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.
The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
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To: mhking
21
posted on
09/07/2005 6:58:24 AM PDT
by
Shazbot29
(muhammed was the most evil person ever to live. May he burn in hell forever)
To: Mike Bates
Was it the Belgian press who leaked this story to Reuters?
To: Mike Bates
To: wideawake
She got what she deserved for desecrating a grave. Would you have expressed the same sentiment if the act had been performed on Hitlery's eternal resting place?
To: Apercu
So she deserved to DIE?I'll put it this way - if any drunken miscreant ever pisses on my grandmother's grave or my son's grave they'll be able to inter him in a Hefty bag.
I am sure her family would appreciate your sentiments
I really don't care about the feelings of people who would raise someone to do this.
and what if she were your daughter?
My daughter understands right from wrong - there's no need for me to ever worry that my daughter will die crushed by a headstone while pissing on someone's grave.
The mullahs can use you in Iran.
You're as boring and liberal as you are hysterical.
25
posted on
09/07/2005 7:07:11 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: Freebird Forever
LOL!
That would still be well out of bounds.
26
posted on
09/07/2005 7:09:02 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: Mike Bates
.....on her way home from a bar in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.How many jokes start off like that?
27
posted on
09/07/2005 7:09:25 AM PDT
by
oyez
To: Apercu
Oh, and it's
res ipsa loquitur.It's a deponent, not a substantive.
28
posted on
09/07/2005 7:12:50 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: wideawake
You have overdosed on jackass pills this morning - better cut back.
29
posted on
09/07/2005 7:15:49 AM PDT
by
Apercu
("Res ipsa loquitor")
To: Minnesocold; FMBass
30
posted on
09/07/2005 7:16:42 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Apercu
You have overdosed on jackass pills this morning - better cut back.Yawn. Keep blathering, it makes no difference.
But if you're going to use Latin for your tag, at least learn how to spell.
31
posted on
09/07/2005 7:19:37 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: Mike Bates
"Maybe they're putting something in the water - and beer - over there"
Gotta be the holy water.
32
posted on
09/07/2005 7:30:07 AM PDT
by
FMBass
(“Now that I’m sober I watch a lot of news” – Garofalo: From “Treason” by Coulter)
To: wideawake
I stand corrected on my typo - should I suffer some horrible accident because of it? If my comments makes no difference, then why do you keep responding? I am done wasting my time with the likes of you - life is too short.
33
posted on
09/07/2005 7:35:43 AM PDT
by
Apercu
("Res ipsa loquitor")
To: wideawake
I think only narrow-minded people can only find one way to spell a word. ;)
34
posted on
09/07/2005 7:42:14 AM PDT
by
patton
("Hard Drive Cemetary" - forthcoming best seller)
To: Apercu
I stand corrected on my typo - should I suffer some horrible accident because of it?That's slightly enthymemic, wouldn't you say?
35
posted on
09/07/2005 7:42:27 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: patton
36
posted on
09/07/2005 7:42:54 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: Modernman
If this is how I go out, please decline press inquiries.
37
posted on
09/07/2005 7:44:46 AM PDT
by
BroncosFan
("Now we grieve, 'cause now it's gone / But things were good when we were young.")
To: BroncosFan
If this is how I go out, please decline press inquiries. I'll tell them you died how you lived: Drunk and peeing into a grave.
38
posted on
09/07/2005 7:48:32 AM PDT
by
Modernman
("A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -Disraeli)
To: wideawake
there's no need for me to ever worry that my daughter will die crushed by a headstone while pissing on someone's grave. I bet you didn't expect to write this sentence when you woke up this morning.
39
posted on
09/07/2005 7:51:01 AM PDT
by
Modernman
("A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -Disraeli)
To: Modernman
LOL! You've distilled it.
40
posted on
09/07/2005 7:54:42 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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