Inebriated Belgian woman dies in cemetery accident

Yahoo News/Reuters ^ | 9/7/2005 | Yahoo News/Reuters

[Mike Bates]

An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said on Wednesday.

The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.

[Shazbot29]

just damn?

[BombHollywood]

Was it the Belgian press who leaked this story to Reuters?

[AmericanMade1776]

what a way to go!

[Freebird Forever]

She got what she deserved for desecrating a grave.

Would you have expressed the same sentiment if the act had been performed on Hitlery's eternal resting place?

[wideawake]

So she deserved to DIE?

I'll put it this way - if any drunken miscreant ever pisses on my grandmother's grave or my son's grave they'll be able to inter him in a Hefty bag.

I am sure her family would appreciate your sentiments

I really don't care about the feelings of people who would raise someone to do this.

and what if she were your daughter?

My daughter understands right from wrong - there's no need for me to ever worry that my daughter will die crushed by a headstone while pissing on someone's grave.

The mullahs can use you in Iran.

You're as boring and liberal as you are hysterical.

[wideawake]

LOL!

That would still be well out of bounds.

[oyez]

.....on her way home from a bar in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

How many jokes start off like that?

[wideawake]

Oh, and it's res ipsa loquitur.

It's a deponent, not a substantive.

[Apercu]

You have overdosed on jackass pills this morning - better cut back.

[Mike Bates]

Maybe they're putting something in the water - and beer - over there:
Belgian nun's wild dancing earns her a reprimand

[wideawake]

You have overdosed on jackass pills this morning - better cut back.

Yawn. Keep blathering, it makes no difference.

But if you're going to use Latin for your tag, at least learn how to spell.

[FMBass]

"Maybe they're putting something in the water - and beer - over there"



Gotta be the holy water.

[Apercu]

I stand corrected on my typo - should I suffer some horrible accident because of it? If my comments makes no difference, then why do you keep responding? I am done wasting my time with the likes of you - life is too short.

[patton]

I think only narrow-minded people can only find one way to spell a word. ;)

[wideawake]

I stand corrected on my typo - should I suffer some horrible accident because of it?

That's slightly enthymemic, wouldn't you say?

[wideawake]

You are so rught.

[BroncosFan]

If this is how I go out, please decline press inquiries.

[Modernman]

If this is how I go out, please decline press inquiries.

I'll tell them you died how you lived: Drunk and peeing into a grave.

[Modernman]

there's no need for me to ever worry that my daughter will die crushed by a headstone while pissing on someone's grave.

I bet you didn't expect to write this sentence when you woke up this morning.

[wideawake]

LOL! You've distilled it.