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Maureen Dowd: My Private Idaho (Old Maid Dowdie Needs Some Fresh Air!)
NY Slimes ^ | 8/24/05

Posted on 08/24/2005 7:57:00 AM PDT by gopwinsin04

W vactationed so hard in Texas he got bushed. He needed a vacation from his vacation.

So he headed West yesterday to get away from his Western getaway--and the mushrooming Crawford Woodstock--to spend a couple of days at the Tamarack Resort in the rural Idaho mountians.

'I'm kind of hanging loose as they say,' he told reporters. W. didn't go alone of course. Just as he took his beloved feather pillow on the road duing his 2000 campaign, now he takes his beloved bike.

An Air Force One steward tenderly unloaded W.'s $3,000.00 Trek fuel mountain bike when he landed in Boise.

I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. Last winter he was obsessed with his love handles, telling people he was determined to get rid of seven pounds.

Instead of calling Karl Rove to ask him if he'd leaked, W. probably called to order him into the gym.

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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: bushhater; dowdy; infertile; mandatorybarfalert; mba; menoapusalwitch; moonbat; oldbat; oldmaid; seahag; sourpuss; witch
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To: RushCrush

I have loved Janine Turner ever sonce Northern Exposure. Now this is just another reason to love her even more...


41 posted on 08/24/2005 8:33:41 AM PDT by steel_resolve
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To: Izzy Dunne

She is a hateful b!tch, isn't she?


And she wonders why men won't have anything to do with her.


42 posted on 08/24/2005 8:34:14 AM PDT by DOGEY
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To: gopwinsin04
Image hosted by Photobucket.com since the only exercise she gets(cause she can't get laid) is from pouring the bottle into a glass and then pouring the booze down her throat, she prolly would think that all other exercise is fanatical...
43 posted on 08/24/2005 8:35:51 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Rummyfan
Just ranting against the President won't cut it - there has to be some substance.

I don't know, it seems like that's all the NY Times is interested in...just smearing Bush and his administration. It doesn't seem to matter whether it's true or not, or how absurd some of the articles can be. Personally, I think Arthur Ochs "Punch" Sulzberger, Jr. (because of his bias and ignorance) should be fired for ruining a once good newspaper. Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas are examples of the truth of The Peter Principle.

44 posted on 08/24/2005 8:40:03 AM PDT by PeskyOne
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To: popdonnelly
> Why don't we simply have a permanent Catherine Zeta-Jones thread, and dispense with the Maureen Dowd column requirement?

That is the best idea I've heard all day.


45 posted on 08/24/2005 8:40:44 AM PDT by cloud8 (I want a cup of coffee, dammit, not a milkshake!)
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To: gopwinsin04

"I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it."


Like totally deep thought.

It must be a special kind of hell to get up every day thinking and writing about the person you hate so much........what a profound waste of time. She'd probably claim otherwise, but that sure isn't the very public impression she gives. Obsession...fixation...infantile hatred....the woman needs therapy.


46 posted on 08/24/2005 8:41:47 AM PDT by macamadamia
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To: gopwinsin04

Spinsterhood is a hard miserable life.


47 posted on 08/24/2005 8:43:23 AM PDT by bert (K.E. ; N.P . The wild winds of fortune will carry us onward)
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To: gopwinsin04
I just emailed Dowd.
liberties@nytimes.com

"Subject: Presidential Loafers (I bet you wish you'd thought of that)

I wonder...........how many days did Poppy Bush and Bill Clinton "vacation" during a comparable time span? I wish you'd added those stats to your column." _______________________________________________________

Rhetorical question I know. I didn't want to be too rude, after all Maureen isn't really a journalist, she's what I'd call,
a "sit-down, put down, wannabee comedian".

48 posted on 08/24/2005 8:44:46 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@We Are Not Amused.com)
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To: Chode
Take another shot of whiskey MoDo!


49 posted on 08/24/2005 8:46:18 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

And this spiteful, bitter, childless old hag is still relevant because......?


50 posted on 08/24/2005 8:48:25 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (Ew. This tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. "Chris Griffin")
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To: gopwinsin04

Maureen, Maureen, why don't you get a life and let Dubya be? I am very happy that our President takes care of himself, and I doubt that he will ever need triple by-pass surgery like some former presidents.


51 posted on 08/24/2005 8:48:37 AM PDT by Sangria
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To: RushCrush

Janine Turner is soo damn hot! Uggghhhhh.......


52 posted on 08/24/2005 8:52:05 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican
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To: gopwinsin04
This 8itch is not an air head, she is a totally empty Vacuum.
53 posted on 08/24/2005 8:52:30 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: Howlin
Or, she has the hots for him, unrequited love is more often than not is expressed as bitter vindictiveness.
54 posted on 08/24/2005 8:56:58 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: Ursus arctos horribilis

One "is" too many.


55 posted on 08/24/2005 8:58:03 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: Bahbah

"This woman is going to rot from the inside out."

Too late -- it's started. She's already starting to look like Helen Thomas!


56 posted on 08/24/2005 8:59:29 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: RushCrush

Where is Linda Chavez in the Pubbie list, she is still hot after all these years.


57 posted on 08/24/2005 9:01:49 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: gopwinsin04

Mommy's baby, daddys maybe?


58 posted on 08/24/2005 9:03:29 AM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: RushCrush

Reminds me of this joke:

What's the difference between a liberal and a bass?

One is a slime covered bottom feeder, the other is a fish.


59 posted on 08/24/2005 9:03:43 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican
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To: WideGlide

I don't think D cells are 'gonna jump-start that atrophied machinery.


60 posted on 08/24/2005 9:06:49 AM PDT by johnny7 (“What now? Let me tell you what now.”)
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