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Drug Suspect's Pet Squirrel Attacks Officer
local6.com ^ | 8/19/05 | UNK.

Posted on 08/19/2005 8:54:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A police officer in Massachusetts was treated at a hospital after a drug suspect's squirrel attacked him during an attempted arrest, according to a Local 6 News report.

"The claws are very sharp, I guess he mistook me for a tree," officer Dwayne Flowers said. "The squirrel was moving at such speed, I didn't see it and neither did my partner standing shoulder-length away from me."

Officer Dwayne Flowers said he and his partner were attempting to arrest a woman wanted on drug charges in Leominister, Mass., when her loose pet squirrel attacked.

"The claws are very sharp, I guess he mistook me for a tree," officer Flowers said. "The squirrel was moving at such speed, I didn't see it and neither did my partner standing shoulder-length away from me."

Flowers drove to a hospital after the attack while other officers captured Spanky the squirrel and arrested its owner.

After the arrest, Flowers' partner laughed at the attack.

"He had a good chuckle," Flowers said. "I tried raising him on the radio but they couldn't answer their radio call because they were too busy laughing"

Flowers injuries from the attack were considered minor.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: squirrel
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Must have been one of those evil pit bull squirrels.

1 posted on 08/19/2005 8:54:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; ...
When squirrels are outlawed, only outlaws will have squirrels.
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

2 posted on 08/19/2005 8:55:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Even Tom Cruise would recommend that Cindy Sheehan take a Paxil." --PBRSTREETGANG)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This should be fun.


3 posted on 08/19/2005 8:57:00 PM PDT by neodad (I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Spanky.

Uh huh.


4 posted on 08/19/2005 8:57:02 PM PDT by glock rocks (Let's light this candle.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ready for the tough squirrel pix


5 posted on 08/19/2005 8:57:56 PM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I guess he mistook me for a tree

At least she didn't have a pet beaver.

6 posted on 08/19/2005 8:58:33 PM PDT by neodad (I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Officer Flowers was fortunate to escape with only lacerations, considering what squirrels normally eat.


7 posted on 08/19/2005 8:58:43 PM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Mein Koran-the Islamic manifesto)
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To: Slings and Arrows
No Boris and Natasha jokes yet?
8 posted on 08/19/2005 9:00:50 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (The Democrat party is the official party of the Morlocks.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"He had a good chuckle," Flowers said. "I tried raising him on the radio but they couldn't answer their radio call because they were too busy laughing"

LOL.

9 posted on 08/19/2005 9:00:50 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
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To: neodad
At least she didn't have a pet beaver.

Actually, being Massachusetts, they sanction that sort of thing up there. So, she may have.

10 posted on 08/19/2005 9:01:02 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (When a Jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Best Headline since Elderly Couple Swindled By Shifty Dwarf.
11 posted on 08/19/2005 9:01:44 PM PDT by fat city ("The nation that controls magnetism controls the world.")
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"One moment he was sitting there looking rather cute,
and then he went for my throat..."

Okay, this was only poetic license, but I like it.

12 posted on 08/19/2005 9:02:23 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: Larry Lucido; Squantos; Eaker; Pete-R-Bilt; tubebender

um...


13 posted on 08/19/2005 9:03:08 PM PDT by glock rocks (Let's light this candle.)
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To: glock rocks

"It's comin' right for us!"

14 posted on 08/19/2005 9:03:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Even Tom Cruise would recommend that Cindy Sheehan take a Paxil." --PBRSTREETGANG)
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"The squirrel was moving at such speed, I didn't see it and neither did my partner standing shoulder-length away from me."

Don't tell me. Let me guess. The woman was pushing speed.

15 posted on 08/19/2005 9:03:16 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Here's the danged one that steals all my pears, nectarines, peaches and apricots!


16 posted on 08/19/2005 9:03:53 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can just see it now....

Cops!!!

Wildlife gone bad edition in the making!


17 posted on 08/19/2005 9:04:15 PM PDT by Americanwolf (I cannot believe a parent would prostitute her child's memory for her own political agenda. -AW)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Jimmy Carter says he knows first hand about how fierce little critters can be :-)
18 posted on 08/19/2005 9:05:09 PM PDT by MJY1288 (Whenever a Liberal is Speaking on the Senate Floor, Al-Jazeera Breaks in and Covers it LIVE)
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To: Slings and Arrows
When squirrels are outlawed, only outlaws will have squirrels.

LMFAO!

19 posted on 08/19/2005 9:06:16 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Slings and Arrows
And his cousin...


20 posted on 08/19/2005 9:06:28 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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