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DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (the ultimate mocking of an insane left wing moonbat - Will Pitt)
DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/09/2005 9:48:36 PM PDT by doug from upland

RAT DISCUSSION THREAD

PJ-COMIX EXPOSURE THREAD

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MIDI - RHINESTONE COWBOY

Will Pitt's ready for the long plane flight...he hopes he'll score late tonight
He has vaseline and in his suitcase some sex toys

There's a cute earring in his ear...that's shouting out "Look, I'm queer"
He's been naughty indeed
He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter
Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs

A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan

He's joining the protesting scum...whose brains long ago went numb
He's all set to have himself a Texas adventure

He'll be screaming slogans by day...at night with boys he will play
Who knows where it will lead
He doesn't like the baby sitter...like his pervert pal Scott Ritter
Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs

A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan

A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cowboy; du; pitt; protest; texas; williampitt; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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Yep, apparently the lunatic is heading to Texas to join the protest.
1 posted on 08/09/2005 9:48:37 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

I knew this had to be in the works. Good work!


2 posted on 08/09/2005 9:50:06 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: AZ_Cowboy

They make it so easy sometimes.


3 posted on 08/09/2005 9:51:24 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: doug from upland; franksolich

We should get up a welcoming committee, ask him about those nice things he said about FrankSolich...


4 posted on 08/09/2005 9:51:33 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: doug from upland

Will Scott Ritter and al Khafaji be joining them or does in Crawford not have a Burger King or an ATM that can draw on a Baathist official's bank account?


5 posted on 08/09/2005 9:51:33 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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The best comment on the RAT thread --

Is this for some kind of homosexual rodeo?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

6 posted on 08/09/2005 9:53:54 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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The traitor pitt is getting a free ride from trashout.org which
is a tax-free non-profit leftist group. How does trashout get a tax free break when they are a far left political scam?


7 posted on 08/09/2005 9:55:30 PM PDT by soycd
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8 posted on 08/09/2005 9:55:37 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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9 posted on 08/09/2005 9:57:20 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: doug from upland

50 cal Browning


10 posted on 08/09/2005 10:00:01 PM PDT by wildcatf4f3 (whats wrong with a draft?)
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To: doug from upland

Right you are. The pics are only making it easier.


11 posted on 08/09/2005 10:37:30 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: doug from upland

LOL Good work!


12 posted on 08/09/2005 10:50:21 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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Perfect. George Noory just played the theme song from MIDNIGHT COWBOY on Coast to Coast.


13 posted on 08/09/2005 11:36:46 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: doug from upland

"@ss-Clown wearing @ss-hat"

14 posted on 08/10/2005 2:57:13 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: decal

Well, I still say the outfit's all wrong.

It's been a very hot summer--a really hot summer--both here in Nebraska, and down there in Texas, the sun pressing down really hard.

Black ABSORBS heat.

No real cowboy would be caught dead wearing dark colors on a hot sunny day.

If Poor Pitt wears black like that down there, he's going to melt off a lot of his excessive poundage in a hurry; or at least the water part of it.

Dehydrated, barbequed Poor Pitt.

And I'm sure he'll whine about it.


15 posted on 08/10/2005 4:55:25 AM PDT by franksolich (Scamdy, Inc., and subsidiaries)
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To: doug from upland

LOL! BTW, did you know that there are "Midnight Cowboy" lyrics sung, appropriately, by Johnny Mathis? Perhaps we could use some updated lyrics.


16 posted on 08/10/2005 5:31:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: doug from upland

classic top 10 list material


17 posted on 08/10/2005 5:55:39 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: doug from upland; EdReform; little jeremiah; Victoria Delsoul; Calpernia; apackof2; bitt; Liz; ...

A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man
A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his can
At least that is part of the plan


BUMP!

This would be so much funnier if these prancing evil freaks could be trusted around little boys. I wonder how many of the 'fellas' in those photos are teachers.


18 posted on 08/10/2005 10:59:40 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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NORTHEAST GAY COWBOY REPORTS IN FROM CRAWFORD
19 posted on 08/11/2005 9:22:18 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: doug from upland

did you see this? LOL

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=292465&postcount=113


20 posted on 08/12/2005 6:07:28 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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