More Cheese for the Rats -another Pukin Dog rant.

[Pukin Dog]

Oh, they’ve got him now!

The Democrats finally believe that they have got their man, due to the mutterings of the laughable Lawrence O’Donnell of “Creepy Liar” fame. The Democrats believe that they have finally found the key to bringing down the Bush Administration, through their favorite bogey-man Karl Rove.

Somewhere, as I type this, I believe that Rove is sitting back with a fat cigar, dealing with a back spasm from trying too hard to keep from laughing out loud. If he can just hold on a little longer; through the media questions and rhetorical jabs from the brain-dead DU types, he may succeed in the sweetest snap of the political trap ever to be sprung on the Party of Hate.

And now Newsweek; that paragon of accurate news, is supposedly about to release another report naming Rove as the source of the Valerie Plame information. Right now, when the entire political paradigm is consumed with who is going to become the next Justice of the Supreme Court, the Democrats are about to go down another dead-end road after Rove’s scalp because they think he out-ed one of their operatives.

Yawn.

All it means is that within a week or two, the Democrats and their friends in low places (DU) are going to suffer another miserable embarrassing defeat, having to again circle their wagons to protect media-gone-mad nutcases so that they can live to slander another day. I think however, that when this one is over, there may be a few media corpses left by the side of the road.

It would be instructive for Freepers and others to pay close attention to how the Bush Administration deals with this latest foray into open media warfare, because it will be an opportunity to watch a master at his craft. Karl Rove is about to strike a blow to the Liberals that they will feel for the rest of their lives. Not that it will matter, as they are not bright enough to know when they are beaten, and will make further attempts to drag Bush II to the Impeachment desk as revenge for the lost legacy of their standard bearer: Slick Willie Clinton.

Bill Clinton is not the primary reason for why the Democrats and Liberals (is there a difference anymore?) can’t stop their pesky bickering, lying and name-calling. They can’t stop for one simple reason:

It’s who they are.

People who call themselves Liberals, Progressives and more often Democrats awake each morning with a deep sense of hatred; first for themselves, which they then project onto anything or anyone that would shine a light on their inadequacy. That is why they want equal outcomes for all, because they know if the scales were balanced, they would always come in last. For that reason, they feel completely justified in cheating and destroying others to get what they want. They already know that the truth is never their friend. The truth would have Ted Kennedy behind bars, Dick Durbin struggling to find employment, and Howard Dean ignored. It just doesn’t work for Democrats to be truth-based.

The persons who control the Liberals are not really Liberals themselves, but they fall into that category of people that are even worse: the Narcissists. These are the people with no core values whatsoever. They have enough intelligence to side with the Liberals because they are so easily controlled. That is where the famous Democrat unity comes from. They follow their master’s orders because they have no ideas of their own, and they know that they would be nothing and nowhere without their narcissist masters controlling their every thought and deed.

Who are the Narcissists? You can start with the Clintons and end with John McCain and other so-called moderates who really don’t believe in anything except controlling other people by telling them whatever makes them feel good today. It doesn’t matter whether what they say is a load of bull, because the Liberals are too enthralled by their ‘Intentions’ then to make any kind of judgment against them. That is why the New York Times, Newsweek and others can remain in business though what they print is usually not worth the paper its printed on. Lies? Who cares? It makes the Liberal masses feel good.

This morning I took an electronic stroll over to Democratic Underground to see just how giddy they are, in their belief that they are going to take down the Bush Administration with their latest ‘revelation’; the absolute joy in their words, the enthusiasm and optimism over the idea that they just might win one. It will be almost as entertaining to read them a few weeks from now, when they realize that Bush and Rove have somehow escaped their clutches once again. Reminds me of the Road Runner and Coyote, you?

People with some still-functioning brain power tend to notice trends. Like the one where Bush always seems to win, no matter the odds. Like the one where Liberals will always criticize the war, no matter how many people are liberated, no matter how many UN Resolutions were ignored by the former regime and no matter who among their own also believed that Saddam was hiding WMDs. There is another trend of note; the one where the Democrats and the Media conspire against Bush, the Liberal attack dogs come out with dozens of over-the-top quotations, while the Bush Administration remains almost silent in their own defense.

Now, let me ask you, if you were trying to catch a Rat, and he was about to spring a trap, and have his head crushed in, would you rush into the fray? No, you would watch silently as the Rat does what it only knows how to do: GO FOR THE CHEESE. The Rat is only doing what it knows to do. No matter how many times the Rat has seen his brothers and sisters get their heads crushed, he believes that he can get that cheese if he is cunning and sneaky enough. You would not turn the lights on, so the Rat could scurry back into the darkness, you just let the Rat do what Rats do, to their own eventual destruction.

You can never convince a Liberal that they are wrong, so why fight with them? Let them go for the cheese. In 2000, Liberals and their Narcissist master knew that Al Gore was a spineless weasel of a man, but he made them feel better than the dull, boring-but-more-honest Bill Bradley. Gore was not just going to win the election, he was going to beat up Bush and make us all sorry for supporting him. They didn’t want to just win; they wanted to hurt us for daring to oppose them. So Gore was their man, pastels and earth tones notwithstanding.

". . . from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." –Herman Melville (Moby Dick)

In 2004, they thought they were so wise in choosing (by screams’ default) a genuine “war hero”. Really, he was; just ask him. John (F, if your nasty) Kerry was the answer to their prayers. Glib, knowledgeable, and oh, how he could toss a football; what more could they ask for? Oh yeah, a ‘clue’? Sorry. John Kerry, who voted for the 87 Billion, before he voted against it, and could not believe he was losing to that ‘idiot’ (the one with the better grades at Yale? That idiot?) had no chance to become President because he could not convince enough people that he wanted the job for more reasons than to earn enough money to pay back all the dough he borrowed from his wife. The MSM even bragged that they were worth 15 points for Kerry all by themselves.

Together, they were going to bust up Bush-the liar, Bush-the-draft-dodger and Bush-the-taxes-for-the-wealthy, and send him packing back to Texas, while John Kerry lined the Oval Office with all of his medals and citations, and maybe a surfboard and his favorite Peter, Paul and Mary album cover, so he could again pretend to smoke dope with them between manicures.

Now beaten again, what are they to do? Admit that they have no plan? No. Decide to cooperate with the Bush Administration to move the country forward? No. GO FOR THE CHEESE? Absolutely.

So they will step over the now rotting corpse of Dan Rather’s career, Climb over the mountain of rating points from CNN and MSNBC (okay, maybe not a ‘mountain’), step under and around whatever city Howard Dean comes to give a speech in, and press forward towards the trap. Why? Because that is where the cheese is.

Why get in their way? I mean, sure, its fun to tweak them every now and then, by shining a light on them like Rove did a few weeks ago in New York. But in reality it serves no purpose to fight them, because they don’t want to be right, they just want to win. If they have to destroy you, me, and the country to win, that is exactly what they will attempt to do. Drunks drink, and liberals lie. That is just life. So, why get angry? Watch the President and Karl Rove this week. I would be surprised if we hear more than a simple comment like “We welcome the investigation” or “We want to get to the bottom of this.” It will only serve to drive the Liberals nuts. They want to fight it out and beat us down, and comments that show no concern or anxiety over their activities only makes them more determined to get at that cheese.

This coming week is going to be one of the most fun in years for a political junkie like me, because it is so obvious what is about to happen. The new vacancy in the Supreme Court only offers to make it even more fun, because the Liberals are not only angry, they are desperate. If they don’t get Bush now, and I mean RIGHT NOW, it won’t make much of a difference if they get him later. They wont, though. So for now, until the rest of Bush’s term, he is ‘Moby Dick’ to their ‘Captain Ahab’. He is the tastiest, most tantalizing piece of cheese these Rats will ever come across. They will do anything to get it, even fall into every possible trap imaginable.

That is why Karl Rove won’t be losing any sleep.

Nor should you.

I’m Pukin Dog.

[Tribune7]

Nice rant. Bump

[cherokee1]

You meant the guy I know of as Liary O'Donnell, of course?

[Pukin Dog]

I have no ping list, but PING!

[evad]

Democrats and Liberals (is there a difference anymore?)

Puke on Dawg and NO, there is no difference.

[John Jorsett]

If they have to destroy you, me, and the country to win, that is exactly what they will attempt to do.

As far as I can tell, destroying the country is what they would consider "winning."

[concerned about politics]

People who call themselves Liberals, Progressives and more often Democrats awake each morning with a deep sense of hatred; first for themselves, which they then project onto anything or anyone that would shine a light on their inadequacy. That is why they want equal outcomes for all, because they know if the scales were balanced, they would always come in last.

LOL. Man, that is so right on! It explains them to a tee! LOL. Good job!

[concerned about politics]

BUMP for terrific rant. (A merry heart is like good medicine).

[tet68]

Rove is smart, his little speech was just the cheese
to keep the libs enraged enough to forget about the trap.

Now they have TWO targets to fixate on, the supreme nominations and Rove, the nominations are the most lasting
and valuable but Rove is such a tantalizing victory that
they won't be able to resist.

Another Democrat "Forlorn Hope". Trying to grasp at straws, they die (hopefully) with their cheeks stuffed with cheese. No moose were harmed during the production of this reply.

[armymarinemom]

Good rant.

[Congressman Billybob]

Glad to see you back at the old stand, my friend. Yep, I will be delighted to see the fallout from this. It looks like Rove commented to a Time magazine reporter AFTER the story was already broken. LOL.

John / Billybob

[commonasdirt]

You should see the DUmmie postings....But then again maybe not. Why should you guys suffer when I have trained myself to keep my gag reflex in check while there (it's an art). They are endless. We are talking thread after thread. They are practically foaming at the month.

[concerned about politics]

GO FOR THE CHEESE. The Rat is only doing what it knows to do. No matter how many times the Rat has seen his brothers and sisters get their heads crushed, he believes that he can get that cheese if he is cunning and sneaky enough.

ROTF!!

[NormsRevenge]

ACME 'meeep meeep' Bump :)

[verity]

Nice work.

[Miss Marple]

Oh, thanks for pinging me! And here is a quote from an old nursery rhyme to go along with your rant:

Th Rat takes the cheese,
The Rat takes the cheese,
Hi-ho-the-derry-o,
The Rat takes the cheese.

The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone,
Hi-ho-the-derry-o,
The cheese stands alone!

[Pukin Dog]

Thank you, sir.

I noticed some folks getting nervous, so I thought I would chime in. This is going to be almost as fun as when football returns.

[Pukin Dog]

I did see them earlier. That is another reason why I typed this up. If only Newsweek had waited a few days to let them down, instead of doing it today. Isikoff has already burst their bubble.

[Reactionary]

"Somewhere, as I type this, I believe that Rove is sitting back with a fat cigar, dealing with a back spasm from trying too hard to keep from laughing out loud."

He sure is.

The idiot moonbats on the Left are about to get taught a lesson.

[Chode]

go PD... good rant.
i wouldnt believe that POS if he said he had Roves voice on his answering machine!!!