Posted on 06/14/2005 2:43:12 PM PDT by SkyPilot
Michael Jackson is demanding Santa Barbara County prosecutor Tom Sneddon surrender all photos taken by police of the pop star's penis area, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned... MORE...
For Show and Tell???????
More like Sludge Report these days.
Mr. Sneddon Responds: "We couldn't find it, the penis that is".
Ah geezzz........
LMFAO
He wants to put the photos of him into the book of photos of young boys so they can be together...
The timing of this request is suspicious.
Sure he can have the photos...but I'll bet Sneddon will keep the negatives. :)
Tom Sneddon must return the pictures and negatives and account for all copies made.
The trial court also rules that Tom Sneddon is an idiot who should be sanctioned for wasting the court's time.
They should be housed in a geological stable cavern, a thousand feet below the Nevada desert, for the next ten million years.
Who has an "area"?
Right next to the one with the little boys with naked bums bent over for the camera.
What a farce of a jury.
If I had legal right to them, I'd want them back too.
Ugh...why did I have to read this just as I was going to sit down to eat dinner?
Tom Sneddon must return the pictures and negatives and account for all copies made...
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Oh, I'm sure he can "accidentally" bury a set somewhere and then retrieve them in the future.
"Aw, gee, judge, I thought I handed over all the copies and the negatives...but then I looked in this old dusty file folder and was surprised to find another set of prints. It was an accident, honest!"
Hey, he can bid for the pics on Ebay just like anyone else...
"Michael Jackson is demanding Santa Barbara County prosecutor Tom Sneddon surrender all photos taken by police of the pop star's penis area, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned... MORE..."
Post copies on the prosecutor's website, tell Mikey to download 'em...
The only honest accident Tom Sneddon ever made was thinking he was a qualified prosecutor.
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