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So very, very strange....
Yahoo | Reuters ^ | 6/7/05

Posted on 06/07/2005 2:00:49 PM PDT by LibWhacker

MELBOURNE (Reuters) - An Australian woman was found to be carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as she arrived at Melbourne airport.

On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing the fish, the Australian Customs Service said in a statement on Tuesday.

"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," said the statement.

The 43-year-old woman arrived in Melbourne on a flight from Singapore last Friday. Customs are still trying to determine what type of fish she brought into the country and have not yet charged her with an offence.

She could face charges for breaking quarantine and customs laws for bringing in the fish without giving a declaration.

A search of the woman's home in Melbourne found another five fish.


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: australia; australian; customs; degeneresbait; fish; flipping; hillarybait; noises; odonnellbait; quarantine; renobait; skirt; smellsliketunafish; smuggling; somethingsmellsfishy; tasteslikechicken; tropical
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1 posted on 06/07/2005 2:00:50 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

Sounds fishy to me.


2 posted on 06/07/2005 2:02:46 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: LibWhacker

Very fishy...


3 posted on 06/07/2005 2:03:00 PM PDT by coloradan (Hence, etc.)
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To: LibWhacker

They were to be used in a Fish Slapping Dance contest.


4 posted on 06/07/2005 2:03:02 PM PDT by Fog Nozzle
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To: LibWhacker

I've secretly toted around a trouser trout a few times in my day.


5 posted on 06/07/2005 2:03:12 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: LibWhacker
Fish
6 posted on 06/07/2005 2:03:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Fierro-san)
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To: LibWhacker; All

I think she is...gill-ty as charged. That's a wrap.


7 posted on 06/07/2005 2:04:05 PM PDT by blueblazes
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To: LibWhacker

Is that the sloshing of fish in your drawers, or are you just happy to see me?


8 posted on 06/07/2005 2:04:34 PM PDT by DocH (Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
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To: LibWhacker
Them's good eatin'.
9 posted on 06/07/2005 2:04:51 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws spawned the runaway federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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To: coloradan

51 fish?

Maybe she should have scaled back?!?


10 posted on 06/07/2005 2:05:19 PM PDT by WI Conservative 4 Bush (Serve others)
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To: LibWhacker

I can only assume it's Bush's fault...


11 posted on 06/07/2005 2:05:28 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (Orwellian Relativism: All philosophies are equal, but some philosophies are more equal than others.)
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To: DocH

Maybe it's just fan mail from a flounder?


12 posted on 06/07/2005 2:05:42 PM PDT by blueblazes
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Reuters Photo: A woman on a flight from Singapore to Melbourne shows the 51 live tropical fish...
13 posted on 06/07/2005 2:06:20 PM PDT by newgeezer (I'm a native American. Aren't you?)
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To: LibWhacker

Tuna?


14 posted on 06/07/2005 2:06:35 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: pissant
Give me a ping Vasillis, one ping only please
15 posted on 06/07/2005 2:06:43 PM PDT by The SISU kid (Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
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To: blueblazes

not strange in that people try to smuggle exotic animals and fish out of Australia all the time

esp the cockatoos and budgies, you get a lot of money for them on the black market


16 posted on 06/07/2005 2:07:36 PM PDT by littlelilac
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To: LibWhacker

All she needed to complete her outfit was a pair of those old 70's disco platform shoes with fish in the clear, aquarium-like heels.


17 posted on 06/07/2005 2:09:38 PM PDT by DocH (Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
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To: windcliff

ping


18 posted on 06/07/2005 2:10:50 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: reagan_fanatic

Remember, they heard the fish, they didn't smell them...or if they did smell them, that alone didn't raise their suspicions...I've said too much already...


19 posted on 06/07/2005 2:12:24 PM PDT by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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To: martin_fierro
In my defense,

Strange

But, arghhhhh anyway! :-)

20 posted on 06/07/2005 2:15:43 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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