To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
No photos of Helen Thomas, PLEASE!! :^)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; All
Reminds me of the time a woman called the cops to file a complaint about an 80 year old man who became a bit too frisky. The cops had to arrest him for assault with a dead weapon. Ahh, the pre-Viagra days!
3 posted on
06/05/2005 1:28:32 PM PDT by
olde north church
(Opposed to spilling the blood of tyrants? I hope to bathe in it!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"C'mon, sonny-boy... just fifty smackers, and I can make you feel soooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooood -- !" :)
4 posted on
06/05/2005 1:28:58 PM PDT by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
obviously SS didn't pay the bills.
5 posted on
06/05/2005 1:29:39 PM PDT by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
80-Year-Old prostitute.... her street name was Gummy Bare
6 posted on
06/05/2005 1:32:21 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(When the State ASSUMES death...It makes an ASH out of you and me..)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
posing as legal escort services.Is there such a thing?
8 posted on
06/05/2005 1:35:16 PM PDT by
My2Cents
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
12 posted on
06/05/2005 1:47:15 PM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Willie Green; dighton
Some things that tipped them off were the way she seemed to have difficulty breathing, and the old-fashioned manner of her speech.The whole thing is pathetic, but what were the customers thinking when a wheezy old geezer took their orders?
(Ack, cough, gasp!) Hello?! Yes, (spitting noise) Miss Chasity is availabe today. (More hacking, choaking noises...)
14 posted on
06/05/2005 1:56:16 PM PDT by
xJones
To: Liz
It sounds like NJ is "Sin State".
16 posted on
06/05/2005 2:00:52 PM PDT by
Perdogg
(Cheney for President - 2008)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I don't see what the problem is. Fellow down the street from me when I lived in South Clinton ran his own escort service. Had a pickup truck with flashing lights and signs that said "Wide Load" or "Slow Traffic" on them. Made a pretty good living following those tractor trailers around.
17 posted on
06/05/2005 2:03:39 PM PDT by
Tennessee_Bob
(The Crew Chief's Toolbox: A roll around cabinet full of specialists.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Rush did an editorial on a land developer who got so tired of being ripped off by New Jersey he put
up a billboard on a turnpike into the state which says. "welcome to New Jersey, a terrible place to
do business" . Not even a good place for funny business.
19 posted on
06/05/2005 2:14:26 PM PDT by
Nateman
(Morality 180 degrees out of phase with reality: welcome to the left side!)
To: KylaStarr; Cindy; StillProud2BeFree; nw_arizona_granny; Velveeta; Dolphy; appalachian_dweller; ...
20 posted on
06/05/2005 2:14:30 PM PDT by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Well, it is the world's oldest profession.
22 posted on
06/05/2005 2:54:47 PM PDT by
6SJ7
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Did she fill in for the girls if they called in sick?
To: marblehead17
27 posted on
06/05/2005 3:40:28 PM PDT by
marblehead17
(I love it when a plan comes together.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Another good reminder to be glad I left Jersey and never looked back
28 posted on
06/05/2005 3:43:21 PM PDT by
commonasdirt
(Reading DU so you won't hafta)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"According to police, Tursi said she needed money to subsidize her Social Security checks."
So it's Bush's fault.
Pun intended.
29 posted on
06/05/2005 6:19:56 PM PDT by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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