Posted on 05/24/2005 7:32:35 PM PDT by joeclarke
FAX SENT TO THE SEVEN RINOS WHO CAVED IN TO THE MCCAINS
The seven Republicans are John McCain (Arizona), John Warner (Virginia), Mike DeWine (Ohio), Lindsay Graham (South Carolina), Susan Collins (Maine), Olympia Snowe (Maine) and Lincoln Chaffee (Rhode Island).
DEAR SENATOR XYZ:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STOP LEGISLATING IN THE SENATE, AND JUST LEAVE ALL THE LAWMAKING TO THE COURTS? LIB JUDGES WOULD.
WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER OR GRANDDAUGHTER TAKEN ACROSS STATE LINES IF SHE BECAME PREGNANT - WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION? LIB JUDGES DO.
DO YOU WANT GAY MARRIAGE AND INSTRUCTION, LATE TERM ABORTION, AND PORNOGRAPHY TO BE MORE AVAILABLE TO AMERICANS AND THEIR CHILDREN? LIB JUDGES DO.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE SUCH THINGS AS DEER IN OHIO DESTROY CARS, PEOPLE AND ENTIRE SPECIES OF PLANTS BECAUSE A LIB JUDGES DECIDES TO STOP THINNING THE HERD? BTW THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF DEER CARCASSES ROTTING IN OHIO WOODS.DEAD FROM STARVING. THANKS TO LIB JUDGE PAUL FRIEDMAN.
DO YOU WANT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, PRAYER IN SCHOOL, AND PATRIOTISM TO BE VANQUISHED? LIB JUDGES DO.
WOULD YOU LIKE THE SUPREME COURT OF THE U.S. TO IGNORE THE CONSTITUTION AND REPLACE IT WITH MORE INTERNATIONAL LAW? LIB JUDGES DO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE VOTES OF MILLIONS OF VOTERS AND STATES' RIGHTS IGNORED BY THE COURTS? LIB JUDGES DO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE EVEN MORE LITIGATION IN AMERICA PERFORMED BY THE LAWYAS WHO GET A HEARING NO MATTER HOW FRIVOLOUS A CASE? LIB JUDGES DO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WELL LIKED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES? LIB JUDGES DO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WELL LIKED BY YOUR CONSTITUENTS? SORRY.
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Good old Senator John McCave
The Rhino has the picture on the wrong end.
You're right!
I think you'll find you get better receptivity by NOT using ALL CAPS.
Senator McCain,
Did you think you were going to be the hero at the end of the game last night Senator? No, you were put on the field to run out the clock and save the lead.
It was late in the 4th Quarter, the Repubs were leading the Democrat Socialists by 5. Tragedy struck when Third String Quarterback John McCain fumbled the ball on the 10 yard line allowing Democrat Socialist Harry Reid to recover the ball in mid stride and run unmolested 90 yards to the opposing goal.
In front of a partisan homefield crowd the victorious "Lightfoot" Harry Reid was carried off the field by his veteran teammates Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy, Pat "Leaky" Leahy, Dick "Dick" Durbin, Ben "Ozzie" Nelson, Charles "Junior" Schumer, and Barbara "Stankho" Boxer to shouts of "They lose again! And, "Give 'em another wedgie Harry!" And "Thanks again McCain!"
Coach Bush was last seen berating the offense for not holding their lead and losing the game. Team Captain George Allen had to physically smack the smirk off John "Crash" McCain's face. McCain was heard saying "Well. We almost won. What's the big deal?" McCain, Warner, Dewine, Graham, Chafee, Collins, and Snowe were immediately cut by team owners and told they had received their last checks from this team.
Shame on you Senator. It looks to this sports fan like you threw the game. Enjoy your retirement.
yep...the McCain McCaveins. Good job. Listened to Dobson tonight on H&C. He did a good job defending his stance and he'd be proud of you.
Very clever...well done!
Hate to burst your bubble, but you have to do better than this!
Try a different approach, calm, concise, to the point without name calling.
It will get you far more attention than the one you just posted!
I sympathize with your sentiments; but I don't think the tone or the capital letters are effective. A more businesslike message would be more likely to be read.
mcpain (media) Az is done for.
lind-sisy and The Whine can be flipped when the thunder hits.
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