Wisconsisn- Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis

Yahoo ^ | 5/18/05

[KidGlock]

Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis

WAUPACA, Wis. - A rural woman was charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband's penis with scissors — an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.

A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape. Hedtke then used the scissors in an effort to get him to confess to having an affair, according to the complaint.

Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband. He was treated at New London Family Medical Center.

Hedtke appeared Monday in Waupaca County Circuit Court, where Judge Raymond Huber released her on a $5,000 signature bond.

The substantial battery charge carries maximum three and a-half years in prison upon conviction.

[Dog Gone]

I sense this marriage may be in trouble.

[andrew2527]

Yipes!

[MediaMole]

Goody, yet more crazy Wisconsinites.

And thanks to Gov. Doyle, she'll still be able to vote in the 2008 election.

[leadpenny]

Ahhh, the ole Bobbitt treatment.

[Mr. Blonde]

I guess now isn't the time for Tyler Durden to tell him, "It could always be worse a woman could cut off your penis and throw it from the window of a moving car."

[TexasNative2000]

the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape.

This, in highly technical terms, is mistake #1.

[JennysCool]

the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape.

Duct tape may be the handyman's best friend, but that's seldom a good idea.

[mlc9852]

Let that be a lesson!

[joshhiggins]

Has Diane from Wisconsin posted today?

[kingattax]

A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape

what an IDIOT !

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Hedtke, 42, allegedly told police she didn't intend to cut her husband.

Scissors in hand notwithstanding.

[Terabitten]

Never piss off a Wisconsin woman.

[Lockbar]

What, this didn't happen in Florida? Whats going on?

[July 4th]

Waupaca it in ice, and get to the hospital.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

I suppose the only saving grace for hubby is that she was charged with "substantial" battery. "Petty theft" would have been embarrassing.

[SmithL]

Lorena, sweetie, is that you?

[F16Fighter]

A criminal complaint said the husband let his wife, Theresa L. Hedtke, bind his hands with duct tape.

Nice move, Gomer...

Wonder if he used that same duct tape to hold his equipment together until he crawled into the ER?

[Finger Monkey]

Hey, is this an ex of yours?

[CSM43]

When did the Clintons move to Wisconsin?