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Aggressive Squirrels Target Portland Hikers (my title)
FOX 5 News Atlanta
| 5/1/2005
| FOX 5 News Atlanta
Posted on 05/01/2005 8:02:28 PM PDT by Sender
Just heard on local news...aggressive gray squirrels have been bothering Portland, Oregon hikers in backwoods areas. They have hissed, attacked and even bitten hikers. Not sure why they are suddenly aggressive. Maybe they are conservative, nut-storing squirrels.
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: holyhandgrenade; killer; lolol; squirrel
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:02:29 PM PDT
by
Sender
To: Sender
Too many lefties building their unnatural nature trails out in the woods makes for some testy nut lovers.
2
posted on
05/01/2005 8:03:25 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
To: Sender
Damn those aggressive gay squirrels, is there no stopping them?
Oh, GRAY squirrels! Nevermind!
3
posted on
05/01/2005 8:04:44 PM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
To: Sender
4
posted on
05/01/2005 8:05:06 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
To: SAMWolf; snippy_about_it
Ya'll been spiking the bird seed again?
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:07:49 PM PDT
by
Professional Engineer
(Converting trees into blueprints as fast as I can.)
To: vpintheak
Years ago, when I was a log-cutter, the little bastards would throw pine/fir/spruce cones at me -- the hard, little solid ones that hadn't splayed open yet. They would just rain them down on me. It was kinda cute, but it made me glad I was wearing a hardhat. I felt kinda guilty, cutting down their homes; but I got over it :)
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:10:08 PM PDT
by
Migraine
To: sweetliberty
I just sent you mail with a squirrel picture. I think this one might be related to the Portland squirrels.
Timing is everything, I just took the picture today, sent it to you, then saw this thread!
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:10:51 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The Republican Party is the France of politics - Lazamataz's Opus 4/26/05)
To: Lazamataz
Squirel Busters to the rescue.......
8
posted on
05/01/2005 8:11:17 PM PDT
by
umgud
(FR, NASCAR, NRA, GOP)
To: Sender
Exploding toads, aggressive squirrels... you watch, the next thing is gonna be flying snakes. |
9
posted on
05/01/2005 8:11:48 PM PDT
by
Nick Danger
(Honey, Intel wants to go outside)
To: Sender
"They have hissed, attacked and even bitten hikers. Not sure why they are suddenly aggressive."They are positively DEMOCRAT squirrels, suffering from P.E.S.T. syndrome!
10
posted on
05/01/2005 8:12:58 PM PDT
by
de Buillion
(God bless John Moses Browning and the NRA)
To: vpintheak
Too many lefties building their unnatural nature trails out in the woods makes for some testy teste nut lovers.
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:13:54 PM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: Professional Engineer; SAMWolf
LOL. Hey we provide top quality critter crunch to our critters, they're "Super Squirrels".
12
posted on
05/01/2005 8:14:14 PM PDT
by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
To: umgud
The best part about MY solution is you can electrify the squirrels again and again for hours, giving the children a whole afternoon of entertainment.
13
posted on
05/01/2005 8:15:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
To: Sender
That's one mean squirrel!
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:15:16 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.)
To: de Buillion
Holy crap, I think you're right!!!
To: Dashing Dasher
"Nobody messes with MY nuts!!"
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:16:17 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters)
To: Sender
17
posted on
05/01/2005 8:16:36 PM PDT
by
Liberty Wins
(Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
To: sweetliberty
This guy:
I'm pretty sure it's a guy...
18
posted on
05/01/2005 8:16:59 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The Republican Party is the France of politics - Lazamataz's Opus 4/26/05)
To: Nick Danger
Exploding toads, aggressive squirrels... you watch, the next thing is gonna be flying snakes.Too late. The Aztlan people worship Quetzalcoatl, the flying snake.
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posted on
05/01/2005 8:17:19 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
To: Sender
"You want some of this, tough guy?!?!"
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