Posted on 04/22/2005 3:35:19 PM PDT by doug from upland
Nice job, Doug!
However, Wrinkles would work, too.
7 Across: Streisand
Hi, I'm Barbara Boxer. It's not easy being a woman in a man's Congress. Usually I laugh off things like partial-birth abortion & White House blowjobs, but sometimes the pressures of imaginary election fraud are just too much.
That's why I take Turbo-femme®, the all-natural hormone replacement product to help women through challenging times.
Turbo-femme® is an ancient, 100% synergistic formula containing wild Mongolian dong quai, bear gallstone, Spanish Fly, tarantula venom, Ecstasy, Nutrasweet, placenta paste, bat guano, anabolic steroids, Oxycontin, homeopathic plutonium, industrial strength Prozac, & enough acid to smile through Armageddon.
Turbo-femme®: because I'm worth it.
Excellent ad.
You forgot the warning message that goes with every medicine today. You know, how it causes constipation, diarrhea, indigestion, heart failure, Alzheimer's, and communism.
All of the answers should be seven letters long, so that I can put you-know-who's name in every slot.
I made the puzzle and tried but the software wouldn't do it.
Ping. Thanks again.
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