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Yawn, zot. I have decided to become a conservative
Posted on 04/15/2005 2:42:09 PM PDT by pistachio pie
I have always been a liberal and usually voted Democrat, although sometimes I was talked into voting Green. But the liberals keep losing and it's not fun, so I have decided to switch to conservative. The problem is I don't know how to do this. Is there a kit or something to act as a guide in the conversion process? Also, does this mean I will always need to vote Republican or are there other options. I'll appreciate all the advice I can get.
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To: Admin Moderator
To: pistachio pie
You might want to wait till the republicans figure out that they're the majority party.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:43:38 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: pistachio pie; mhking
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
...got damn?
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:43:38 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Karol Jozef Wojtyla, May 18, 1920-April 2, 2005, R.I.P.)
To: pistachio pie
ZOT just for the shallowness alone, please!
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:43:45 PM PDT
by
freemama
To: pistachio pie
It involves massive jolts of electricity. It's not that painful, though. Messes your hairdo up, though.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:43:59 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: pistachio pie
You will need to know the secret handshake and the whispered password.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:03 PM PDT
by
Deguello
To: pistachio pie
Welcome to FreeRepublic.
/s
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:11 PM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
To: pistachio pie
Send me $39.95 and I'll send you the kit.
To: flying Elvis
You must do penance for your years of evil, assuming that you are really detoxified.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:35 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
To: pistachio pie
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:45 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Show me your steenking badge before I use this shiny gun.)
To: pistachio pie
Ozone smell ... ozone smell ... warning ... warning ...
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:47 PM PDT
by
G.Mason
(If you are broken ... it is because you are brittle.)
To: flying Elvis
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:47 PM PDT
by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: pistachio pie
Is there a kit or somethingNo, there's no kit. But you could always follow the yellow brick road and ask the Wizard for a brain. That's a start.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:44:59 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: pistachio pie
First, you'll need a brain. Unlike liberalism, conservatism requires thought.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:09 PM PDT
by
conservonator
(Blank by popular demand)
To: pistachio pie
I know you're just trolling, but buy this, and listen to it, and before you know it, you'll be posting real stuff here:
Reagan in His Own Voice
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:12 PM PDT
by
B Knotts
(Ioannes Paulus II, Requiescat in Pacem.)
To: pistachio pie
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:16 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(If you want to have a good time, you have to have a good watch!)
To: pistachio pie
Enemas. Lots of enemas clear the head.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:24 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
To: pistachio pie
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:45:33 PM PDT
by
Dr. Eckleburg
(There are very few shades of gray.)
To: FormerACLUmember
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