Pride in a job well done is no shin, and it is always good to eyeball puns of such timeless quality in this efemural world. I've really got to give you a big hand for your truly impressive corpora of wordplay. You ought to consider writing a book, but I'll bet it would be so extensive it would cost an arm and a leg.
I must point out that you are no numbskull yourself, when it comes to turning a phrase; in fact, you are vertebraeally a genius, genus FReeper Erectus. If we put our heads together we could really be a parrot. Parrotdactyl, that is. Threads like this are a hoot. Just the one hoot, as this is a family-friendly site.
I'll beak seein' you around.