PLAYGIRL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OUTS HERSELF -- AS REPUBLICAN

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[wagglebee]

When it comes to sex and politics, Democrats are the more liberal, right? Not so fast. Playgirl editor-in-chief Michele Zipp explores “down and dirty” politics and examines sexuality on both sides of the aisle. In the process she comes to a realization about herself and reveals for the first time she’s now a Republican.

“Siding with the GOP when you live in the bluest state around is almost like wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey at a New York Yankees’ home game,” says Zipp in the April issue of PLAYGIRL. ”I cannot tell you how many times a person assumed I voted for John Kerry in 2004. Most of the time, I don’t have the heart to tell them, or the energy to discuss my reasons for going red this election year. But this is Playgirl magazine so it’s about time I was the one who bared what’s underneath.”

How could a member of the media who produces adult entertainment for women possibly side with conservatives from the red states? Zipp spells it out. “Those on the right are presumed to be all about power and greed – two really sexy traits in the bedroom. They want it, they want it now, and they’ll do anything to get it. And I’m not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I’m talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.”

“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?” asks Zipp.

[wagglebee]

I wasn't even aware that "Playgirl" was still in print.

[pissant]

Don't only poofers buy playgirl? Maybe Jeff Gannon can fill us in.

[JulieRNR21]

GOP men are definitely sexier......BYMP

[stainlessbanner]

I wasn't even aware that "Playgirl" was still in print.

Sure, wagglebee, sure.

[onyx]

No argument from me regarding GOP
MEN versus democrat girlie boys.

[bboop]

You bet. We gals LOVE the Republican men.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

“The Democrats of the Sixties were all about making love and not war while a war-loving Republican is a man who would fight, bleed, sacrifice, and die for his country. Could you imagine what that very same man would do for his wife in the bedroom?” asks Zipp.

She's got that right.

[Victor]

Pictures?

I mean of the editor....

[Larry Lucido]

Ms. Zipp calls and calls, and I keep telling her I ain't posing until she proves that the readership is at least 99% women.

[buckeyesrule]

****Playgirl editor-in-chief Michele Zipp ***

Nah! I ain't touching that. LOL!

[zarf]

You bet. We gals LOVE the Republican men.

How bout naked Republican men? :O

[steveo]

"Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper.
I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

[dennisw]

Gay guys like you buy 95% of the Playgirls. :) :) :)

[rintense]

Maybe Jeff Gannon can fill us in.

I hope that was an unintended pun!

[Dog Gone]

Holy cow, ONE magazine that isn't clearly a conservative editorial magazine reveals that it has a Republican editor. That is news!

[mhking]

Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?

Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofter?

Michael: No!

Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

Just damn.

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[benjaminjjones]

GOP women are definitely sexier

You go girl!

[pissant]

Ooops, I'm glad I didn't ask him to push in my stool!

[Enterprise]

This came up on a GOOGLE search,

[pissant]

This is the only pic I could find. She looks like another GOP hottie