Send Dudley after Us?
Posted on 02/25/2005 12:29:59 PM PST by doublehelix
> Canada, which this week refused to join a U.S. missile system designed to protect North America, nevertheless insisted on Friday that Washington must consult it before firing rockets into Canadian airspace.
"This is our space, our airspace. We're a sovereign nation and you don't intrude on a sovereign nation's airspace without seeking permission," Prime Minister Paul Martin told reporters. <
So, we have to ask permission to shoot down a warhead headed our way? Right, we'll get on that, Mr. we-spend-less-than-half-of-the-NATO-average-on-defense.
Also in the article was a quote by the Conservative Party of Canada:
> The opposition Conservatives mocked Martin's comments, saying they were totally unrealistic.
"This is delusional. There are only minutes available for a decision. How can the prime minister realistically believe the U.S. will consult him before firing their interceptor missiles?" party defense spokesman Gordon O'Connor asked Parliament. <
Once again, it seems as if conservatives have a monopoly on common sense. Glad to know that intelligent conservativism transcends national borders.
SHUT YOUR MOLSON HOLE and get back behind our skirt where you've been for the last 70 years.
Sorry, I just--
LOL!
If we ignore their protests what can Canada do about it?
Can't we all get along? How about a compromise -- we won't shoot down the ones that look likely to land in Canada?
They guy is certifiable.
I hope the Canadian people see this and turn him out.
So, what are they going to do about it.
Tell that to Saddam.
Here's a thought. If a rocket is headed our way we're going to knock it down. Then Canada can send a strongly worded protect to the UN.
STOP US you maple syrup drinking frozen whiteneck.
Send Dudley after Us?
Tell them no problem if we determine from projectory analysis that the missle will hit Canada, we will mail them a notice - however, if projections suggest it will hit the U.S., we also will mail them a request but take such actions as are in our interests.
What will they do about it if we do?
Attack us with Mounties, Moosehead, Molson and moose?
Maybe we'll get lucky and Jung-Il will miss us and hit Canada instead.
We could buzz their airspace with a half-deflated Goodyear blimp, and they would be powerless to do anything about it.
What in the hell is that guy smoking? Haha...
NORAD General, 'Missile inc over Canada! Contact the canadian PM!"
NORAD Officer, 'It's ringing sir'
NORAD Officer, 'Still ringing'
If liberals would learn only to speak when they had something intelligent to say they all resemble mimes.
Else what, the mighty Canadian military will invade us!
End of sarcasm.
Hello, sorry but we here at the US Government are not able to answer your call at this time. We see a missle, probably nuclear, headed for Quebec. It should be detonating in the next 15 minutes or so.
Since you found it necessary to 'talk' to the US Government before we launch any missles to protect your country we are in the process of trying to establish communications. Please leave a name and number where you can be reached and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
Have a nice day!
"click"
Oops. Sorry. Forgot to ask permission. Oh well, perhaps next time.
"Hello Martin, the bad news is there are twenty Chinese missles heading for North America and we can intercept all but two of them.
The good news is the jet stream is blowing the wind to the northeast and you elected to receive those nukes last year when you opted out of the missile shield.
Oh, and Mr. Fox says muchos gracias as well."
Additional discussion here...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1351021/posts
Yeah, sure, whatever, you hoser.
Thank you, Mr. Martin, for a good laugh at your expense.
I think we should just take their oil and see if they fight back.
Just what I was thinking. We'll promise not to shoot any labeled 'Canada!' That should make them happy.
"Canada Says U.S. Must Consult Before Missile Launch"what is this!Canada do need America help now Canada want be France this is total stupid Thank you Information ping
"Else what, the mighty Canadian military will invade us!"
The Salvation Army can kick the Canadian army's ass!
Cartman's mom is not going to like this!
"This is our space, our airspace. We're a sovereign nation and you don't intrude on a sovereign nation's airspace without seeking permission," Prime Minister Paul Martin told reporters.
That's because you have nothing available to intrude on someone else's air space.
Or what?
"Thank you for the call. We'll call back when we've consulted both sides of the issue for seven years."
What has Bush said about not asking anyone's permission to defend the United States?
You big cannuck sissys, your almost as p*ss as the frogie-frenchies,,, come to think of it your 1/2 froggies your selfs,,,aye?
What if we lose their phone number? ;)
The only "airspace" Canada can protect is the space located between Mr Martin's ears. Canda is just lost and getting more lost each day. I predict that its going to get so bad up there that one day the flood of illegals coming DOWN is going to make the flood of illegals coming UP look like a trickle.
Have a hiisy fit.
What are they going to do, complain to the U.N. after the fact?
They abdicated their soveriegnty. We haven't abdicated ours. We are not going to let a nuke missile destroy our cities because the Canadian leadership refuses to grow up and participate in their own defense.
Did Canada consult with us before they foisted Bryan Adams on us?
Too stupid to comment on....stands on it's own (lack of ) merit.
NOW that's funny! BAWHAHAHAHHAHAHA....consult cana....BAWHAHAHHAHHAHA!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we're shaking in our boots, Cowboy boots that is!!
I think Canada has a Yahoo! group to handle that: CanadaLaunchConsultation or "Click!" W. has to start a thread there: "Can the US launch a missile at that incoming ICBM? Quick response appreciated!"
They will give a speech about their "moral superiority" taking precedence over our defending our nation and saving lives.
If we detect a missle headed toward Canadian soil we should notify the Canadians by mail postage due. If its heading toward us shoot it down and screw the Canadians..like what are they going to do about it invade the US?
tell 'em "Sure thing" and go on without them in our plans.
Always humor the delusional.
So declare war on us.
Cuz we are doing nothing of the sort.
That's pretty funny.
Collect them all.
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