Ex-girlfriend emasculates boyfriend - literally

Houston Chronicle/Reuters ^ | Feb. 11, 2005

[bayourod]

A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off one of her ex-lover's testicles with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. ADVERTISEMENT

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

[bayourod]

Hate it when that happens

[bigfootbob]

British version of Tanya Harding & Lorena Bobbit

[Jeff Chandler]

Sort of self-defeating, don't you think?

[SamAdams76]

Clearly, that women had some testicular fortitude.

[kenth]

"unlawful wounding"

Does that imply that under the right conditions, there is a lawful ripping off of the testicles?

[StoneGiant]

"You only hurt the one you love."

[silverleaf]

I'll bet that gal likes Rocky Mountain oysters.

[scott7278]

..."then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying 'that's yours.'"

At least someone had good morals...

[Fido969]

This is "funny"?

Would it have been funny had a man cut off a woman's breast?

[elhombrelibre]

Is nothing private property in these socialist countries?

[No Blue States]

I guess the ball is back in his court now.

[Mark17]

Does that imply that under the right conditions, there is a lawful ripping off of the testicles?

I think many left wing liberals would say YES.

[scott7278]

I guess not...in another observation, the "that's yours" comment seemed pretty evident to me.

[Servant of the 9]

Shudder.

So9

[cyborg]

ping

[OSHA]

..."then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying 'that's yours.'"

Keep it. I have another one.

[BradyLS]

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

Wow. After a long term relationship, a 37-year old man refuses sex to a 24-year old woman. So she rips one of his off?

Some questions:

1. How long is "long term?"

2. Under what circumstances would a man of 37 refuse sex from a woman of 24 that he's been getting it steady from anyway?

3. How far were these two along in their conversation that she could just reach out and yank it off???

4. What was the point of hiding the thing in her mouth?

5. How did the third person become involved so that they would be in a position to return it???

[Gumption]

then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

She didn't swallow?

[Condor51]

Oh GOODY!
I get to be the 1st one to say it...

She's got balls.

:-)

[scott7278]

Speak for yourself, man!