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"...aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago..."

Hollywood can't get enough of mocking Christians who believe in creationism. Read your children this article. Explain to them that marijuana damages chromosomes. Ask them if they want to end up floundering in the damaged gene swamp, voting Democrat and hunting down "body thetans"? A good object lesson why your children should revile hippies, drugs and liberal Democrats.

1 posted on 02/18/2005 10:03:27 PM PST by huac
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The people are nutz.


56 posted on 02/18/2005 10:59:53 PM PST by Porterville (Down with politicians.... Down with Judicial Fiat)
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Someday soon, hideous but benign aliens will land on the Washington Mall and demand to see, not President Bush, but a really good tort lawyer.

Within days they will file thousands of defamation suits seeking compensation for anguish and suffering caused by false allegations of kidnapping, torture, cattle-rustling and air-traffic control violations.


71 posted on 02/18/2005 11:20:23 PM PST by atomic conspiracy (This message prepared with MS-CBS Word 72 software)
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found this site, hhtp://www.apologeticsindex.org/s04a04.html quite an interesting read.


76 posted on 02/18/2005 11:42:20 PM PST by SAMS
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Well .. when the Rapture occurs and all the Christians leave the planet - maybe she will declare she has effected an actual "clearing of the planet". LOL!!

I won't be here so I won't care what she does or says.


79 posted on 02/18/2005 11:50:45 PM PST by CyberAnt (Pres. Bush: "Self-government relies, in the end, on the governing of the self.")
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I don't think I could ever be brainwashed into being a Scientologist, but I'd be willing to let Jena give it her best shot.


93 posted on 02/19/2005 2:06:53 AM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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This article spurred my reading a bit of the LRon madness and I was amazed to find that Fox's Greta Van Sustern is a convert!

Did anyone realize she was out there battling her 'theatan's'? Maybe that's how she can talk, ad nauseum, night after night about Scott Peterson and Jacko!
94 posted on 02/19/2005 2:43:58 AM PST by Barney59 (Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!)
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She continued that “the more successful I became, the more suppression I bumped into … especially in the entertainment industry, which really is home to rabid suppression.”

Oh those nasty aliens!
The “suppression” wouldn’t have anything to do with her ability, would it?
95 posted on 02/19/2005 2:48:38 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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February 24, 1999

She discusses smoking pot and doing dancing gigs (she was on tour with ZZ Top as a "She's Got Legs" girl) before she was introduced to Scientology by her husband, Bodhi, an actor and writer.

Now, when she's down, she goes to the E-meter, a device used by Scientologists for "auditing" someone's mental state - but which some critics say is merely a lie detector. "You know how your head feels heavy when you're having a problem?" she tells the magazine. "It's actually mass that you can weigh. It's compressed mental energy. And the E-meter sees changes in that."

Quote from the Mirabella interview:

"Bodhi [Elfman, her husband] also introduced her to the Church of Scientology. 'He didn't push it on me or anything. I started becoming curious, from hearing him talk about it. I took a course where you get the basic concepts. It was everything I felt I already knew, but I was missing pieces, so I couldn't apply it to life.' She doesn't proselytize--'our founder, L. Ron Hubbard, says if it's true for you, it's true for you, and if it's not, it's not. There are all these misconceptions about someone pushing it on you'--but says that Scientology restored her confidence and helped her focus on career goals. 'I went, This is for me--I like this! It just kind of cleared everything out.'

"'Psychiatrists believe man is an animal, which means there's no soul, which I think is a lie.' The statement suggests acceptance of Scientology's virulent antipsychiatry stance, and a lack of experience with therapy, a fact she readily cops to. She favors a Scientology process involving a machine called an E-meter. The subject holds two canlike objects hooked up to the E-meter. 'You know how your head feels heavy when you're having a problem?' Elfman says. 'It's actually mass that you can weigh. It's compressed mental energy. And the E-meter sees changes in that.' A counselor asks questions about what might be bothering you, Elfman explains, and if your response jolts the needle on the E-meter, you know you've found the root of your problem. 'The counselor helps you pinpoint exactly, so there's no maybe-it's-this, maybe-it's-that. There's lightning-fast progress, because you're handling only the charged areas. You don't dilly-dally. What you can do in literally about a half hour will take people a year or two to do in therapy.'"

97 posted on 02/19/2005 2:55:08 AM PST by kcvl
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Um. I'm not sure what to say here.


119 posted on 02/19/2005 5:28:06 AM PST by Rokke
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"Clear me", baby.

120 posted on 02/19/2005 5:28:20 AM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Ever seen her interviewed? She's dumber than a box of rocks.


122 posted on 02/19/2005 6:10:00 AM PST by LouD (Consensus is like blended scotch; You could drink it, but what's the damned point?)
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127 posted on 02/19/2005 8:12:04 AM PST by P.O.E.
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......she means to rid the world of “body thetans” — aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago..."

Hmmmm........
So that explains the Democrats...........
Now we know where they came from.........

129 posted on 02/19/2005 8:18:02 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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The Church of Scientology owns a former hotel in downtown Clearwater, Florida and has bought up much of the property in downtown Clearwater. Their members run many of the shops scattered around downtown. The hotel is called the Flagship (Mothership?). There are communal type living arrangements around the area. I think that the Scientoloty facility in Hollywood is a similar arrangement.
132 posted on 02/19/2005 8:24:11 AM PST by NorseWood
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To do this, she says, it is my "duty to clear the planet."

The Cult of ScientologyTM has the goal of "clearing the planet" of all its excess cash wasting space in people's bank accounts.

Coincidentally, the featured article today on Wikipedia is the entry on Xenu.

142 posted on 02/19/2005 11:39:30 AM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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Hilarious take on 'Phsychotonomy' by the Upright Citizens Brigade.
Have a cookie.
http://www.xenutv.com/us/ucb.htm

From:
http://clambake.org/
144 posted on 02/19/2005 11:47:39 AM PST by Lx (Tuesday is Soylent green day!)
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Ping to an example of Scientology from our earlier discussion.


152 posted on 02/19/2005 5:56:37 PM PST by bd476
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