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"...aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago..."

Hollywood can't get enough of mocking Christians who believe in creationism. Read your children this article. Explain to them that marijuana damages chromosomes. Ask them if they want to end up floundering in the damaged gene swamp, voting Democrat and hunting down "body thetans"? A good object lesson why your children should revile hippies, drugs and liberal Democrats.

1 posted on 02/18/2005 10:03:27 PM PST by huac
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Who'da thunk?

Dharma of the TV show 'Dharma and Greg' is a loon in real life as well.

2 posted on 02/18/2005 10:06:36 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet

I think that the Germans may still have the plans and blueprints they used for this purpose 60 or so years ago.

She should check it out.

3 posted on 02/18/2005 10:08:16 PM PST by skip_intro
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I think acting is about trying to gather some sort of truths about the human condition and translating them for the camera. It never occurred to me that it might be about clearing the space aliens out of our bodies.

Why won't these 'body thetans' just get back into their spacecrafts and leave us alone damnit.


4 posted on 02/18/2005 10:11:42 PM PST by orangelobster
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she is raving insane


5 posted on 02/18/2005 10:14:00 PM PST by GeronL (The Old Media is at war with the New Media...... We are all Matt Drudges now.)
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I think acting is about trying to gather some sort of truths about the human condition and translating them for the camera. It never occurred to me that it might be about clearing the space aliens out of our bodies.

Why won't these 'body thetans' just get back into their spacecrafts and leave us alone damnit.


6 posted on 02/18/2005 10:14:10 PM PST by orangelobster
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Now, now, now ... be nice. All relgions are equal, and Jenna is free to her faith; just as we are to hers. Perhaps we could learn something from her faith...

According to L.Ron Hubbard, who claims he went through a "Wall of Fire" by auditing himself with an E-Meter, all of our present problems are due to Xenu, or it might be Xemu, the mad leader of the Galactic Federation some 75,000,000 years ago, who "solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet - 178 billion on average) by mass implanting.. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken -in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged". His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc was placed in the unplants. When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert. The length and brutality of it all was such that this Confederation never recovered " This is what is taught in the notorious OTIII materials during which the victim realises that all the earler time and money to achieve the state of 'clear' was only the start.

The mass brainwashing introduced such ideas as religion, "the R6 implant" ("the man on the cross, there was no cross") and divided the survivors, who attached themseves to the prior population of Earth, into brainwashed thetans and insane or dormant BodyThetans, attached to the thetans.

"The implant is calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it. This liability has been dispensed with by my tech development. one can freewheel through the implant and die unless it is approached as precisely outlined. The "freewheel" (auto-running on and on) lasts too long, denies sleep etc and one dies. So be careful to do only Incidents I and II as given and not plow around and fail to complete one thetan at a time." OTIII

Strangely, critics who have read this stuff do not seem to die of pneumonia, death through laughter seeming a more likely fate.

Why does this matter? Should not Scientologists who choose to believe this nonsense be left quietly alone with their delusions, like flat-earthers and the people who want 24 bishops to open Joanna Southcott's box? The difference is Scientology's harassment of critics and ex-members.- "The law can be used very easily to harass" - L.Ron Hubbard. The 'Church' also breaks up families, insisting that members "disconnect" from so-called "Suppressive Persons", Thus leaving its victims increasingly isolated from reality, believing they are doomed if they leave the 'Church", and willing to pay ever more to take that one extra course which will cure their problems by removing BodyThetans, "clusters" of BTs, sleeping BTs etc. Cult members who fall foul of the leadership are sent to the "Rehabilitation Project Force" (RPF), where they wear a dirty rag on their arm, are forbidden to speak with other members, and fed on rice and beans until they repent. For more stubborn cases, there is the "RPF's RPF" where people are held in chains.

For their relentless extraction of money from their victims see Maria Pia Gardini or Ed and Tera Hattaway And for anybody who is still interested in Xenu, then according to Hubbard, the Galactic dictator who 'really goofed the floof' (?) is to this day locked up in an electronic cage somewhere. But if you want a real flesh-creeper, start worrying about the creatures Hubbard defined in the Dianetics and Scientology Technical Dictionary "Fifth Invader Force - A thetan from the Fifth Invader Force believes himself to be a very strange insect-like creature with unthinkably horrible hands. He believes himself to be occupying such a body. (Scn. 8-8008, p. 132)"

No, on second thought, she's a loony.....

8 posted on 02/18/2005 10:16:35 PM PST by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal,” Elfman said. To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet.”

Does that mean they're lowering their prices? How much does it cost to rid yourself of the dead space cooties?
9 posted on 02/18/2005 10:18:28 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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She's not mocking anyone just explicating her religion. Do you think Hindus mock Christians? Not to say that Scientology isn't a crackpot SF cult masquerading as a religion of course.


10 posted on 02/18/2005 10:21:10 PM PST by Borges
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Liberals read and walk away thinking "gee, I wonder what she thinks of the situation in Iraq".


11 posted on 02/18/2005 10:21:28 PM PST by deepFR
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To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet.” By “clearing” she means to rid the world of “body thetans” — aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago..."

Is it any coincidence that her last big film was titled, "Looney Tunes: Back in Action"?


12 posted on 02/18/2005 10:22:09 PM PST by Ichneumon
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Why are the gorgeous ones always completely nuts?

Can't wait to see what Catherine Zeta-Jones comes up with.

15 posted on 02/18/2005 10:24:57 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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One of the tricks that scientologists used to pull (maybe they still do) is to set up a phony 'acting school.' They take in starving young actors looking for a break. After a few months of acting classes they start encouraging pupils to read their scientologist materials and take sessions with the 'e-meter.' Soon after, the more gullible students are paying what little cash they have to the acting school for additional 'e-meter' sessions. I find it odd that these high profile actors either aren't aware of this exploitive practice or don't care. If they aren't aware or think it's not true they should wake up.


17 posted on 02/18/2005 10:26:20 PM PST by orangelobster
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She's very ambitious to want to clear the planet. I can clear a room but I have to have eaten Mexican food.


18 posted on 02/18/2005 10:26:42 PM PST by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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She definitely needs a brain transplant.

Name: Jenna Elfman
Birth Name: Jennifer Mary Butala
Height: 5' 10
Sex: F
Nationality: American
Birth Date: September 30, 1971
Birth Place: Los Angeles, California, USA
Profession: actress
Education: Los Angeles High School (majored in Arts)

California State University in Northridge (dropped out)
Husband/Wife: Bodhi Elfman (actor; born on July 19, 1969; married in 1995)
Father: Richard Butala (executive)
Mother: Sue Butala
Sister: born in 1957
Brother: born in 1961
Claim to fame: as Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery
on TV Series Dharma & Greg

24 posted on 02/18/2005 10:33:38 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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Ya' gotta luv those whacky Scientologists ping!


26 posted on 02/18/2005 10:37:10 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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ping


30 posted on 02/18/2005 10:40:12 PM PST by freepatriot32 (Jacques Chirac and Kofi Annan, a pantomime horse in which both men are playing the rear end. M.Steyn)
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"aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago..."

Geez, these are sure Very Old Aliens. Lets make them eligible for Social Security and then they're be beholding to the politicians and we could exercise some degree on control over them. Could it be that this Lib wants to limit their potential eligibility for S.S.?

Could these be considered illegal aliens?

32 posted on 02/18/2005 10:42:04 PM PST by Rabble (Fonda & Kerry -- Hanoi's Stooges and America's Traitors.......)
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To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet"

Apparently she started with the area between her ears.

People think she's beautiful? I'm ugly and I've dated better looking women that her. Look at those choppers--I think she meant "clear the planet of underbrush". Blech!

33 posted on 02/18/2005 10:43:49 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ("Drowning someone...I wouldn't have a part in that."--Teddy K)
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“body thetans”.?.. (Eddie Murphy laugh)


40 posted on 02/18/2005 10:49:12 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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L. Ron Hubbard must have done a LOT of drugs.


54 posted on 02/18/2005 10:58:40 PM PST by msnimje
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