[EQAndyBuzz]

"SEOUL, South Korea (AP) - North Korea marked the birthday of leader Kim Jong Il amid heightened nuclear tensions on Wednesday, comparing Kim to a daring porcupine routing an arrogant United States that swaggers like a tiger. "

Wouldn't the tiger just turn the porcupine over and bite it eat it from the stomach in?

Or was that an octopus? Always confuse the two.

[shaggy eel]

,,, porcupines aren't a problem. You just use a skewer. Bigger porcupine? Bigger skewer. Hard and fast and don't wait around...

,,, provided that's OK with Europe [sacasm]