,,, porcupines aren't a problem. You just use a skewer. Bigger porcupine? Bigger skewer. Hard and fast and don't wait around
...,,, provided that's OK with Europe [sacasm]
"The Americans swagger like a tiger around the world, but they whimper before our Republic as the tiger does before the porcupine,"
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Ah SO.....
But what if Whimpering tiger can incinerate honorable porcupine's A$$ to a temperature of 2 million degrees