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Drunk birds crash into glass at Columbia office building
The State ^ | Feb. 10, 2005 | Associated Press

Posted on 02/10/2005 3:01:39 PM PST by aomagrat

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Dozens of birds, drunk from eating holly berries, crashed into the glass of an office building and died earlier this week.

"It was like an Alfred Hitchcock movie," worker Denise Wilkinson said. "It was spooky. You could hear them where they flew into the glass."

Warm weather and an ample supply of berries attracted hundreds of cedar waxwings into the enclosed courtyard of the three-story building Tuesday,

The birds began getting drunk on the berries. They got so loopy that some were falling off branches and others were slamming into the glass walls that enclose the courtyard, said Burgess Mills, the building's owner.

About half of the 100 birds that slammed into the building died, workers said.

Groundskeepers have tried to help the birds by putting tape on windows or nets over the holly trees to keep them from eating the berries, Mills said.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: South Carolina
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Splat!
1 posted on 02/10/2005 3:01:41 PM PST by aomagrat
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To: jjbrouwer

This article is for you.


2 posted on 02/10/2005 3:02:46 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (What God hath made, no man can kill it out.)
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To: aomagrat

3 posted on 02/10/2005 3:03:01 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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To: aomagrat

nice time to bring the kittys out......they love scooping up those drunken birdies.........


4 posted on 02/10/2005 3:03:12 PM PST by NorCalRepub
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To: aomagrat
I don't think they are getting drunk, I think tey are getting stoned.

Doesn't holly have psychotropic properties?

SO9

5 posted on 02/10/2005 3:03:47 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: aomagrat

Birds shouldn't drink and fly.


6 posted on 02/10/2005 3:03:48 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Don't he never sleep?")
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To: Eaker; pax_et_bonum; Flyer; humblegunner; Xenalyte; stevie_d_64; thackney; dix; ...

Ya'll gotta see this.


7 posted on 02/10/2005 3:04:55 PM PST by TheMom (Govern yourself accordingly.)
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To: aomagrat

I have cleaned off berry juice droppings from the house exterior, the patio, patio furniture and have revived stunned cedar waxwings that ran into the glass doors..I know the problem.


8 posted on 02/10/2005 3:06:51 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: aomagrat

isn't there a dram shop case here for some enterprising attorney with PETA?


9 posted on 02/10/2005 3:07:00 PM PST by RtWngr (Being tolerant of the intolerant is pretty stupid actually.)
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To: aomagrat

"Groundskeepers have tried to help the birds by putting tape on windows or nets over the holly trees to keep them from eating the berries, Mills said."

Why are we ALWAYS trying to foil the Darwinian tendencies of a species to eradicate itself? (Xn sarcasm)


10 posted on 02/10/2005 3:07:38 PM PST by ColoCdn (Neco eos omnes, Deus suos agnoset)
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To: NorCalRepub
"nice time to bring the kittys out......they love scooping up those drunken birdies........."

So we can sit around and laugh at wasted kitties?

11 posted on 02/10/2005 3:08:55 PM PST by BobS
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To: MEG33

We have doves that "graze" in our backyard...they bolt in panic whenever the local redtail hawk cruises by, and we must get our back windows (virtually the entire rear of our home is either window or slider) slammed into, leaving the feathery silhouette, 3 or 4 times a month.


12 posted on 02/10/2005 3:10:00 PM PST by ErnBatavia (ErnBatavia, Boxer, Pelosi, Thomas...the ultimate nightmare Menage a Quatro)
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To: ErnBatavia

Some male cardinals will attack their image in a window endlessly..
We also have the dove/ hawk problem at times.


13 posted on 02/10/2005 3:12:27 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: aomagrat

Cedar Waxwing

I have seen these guys here in Central Texas lately. We don't see them often in our suburbs.

14 posted on 02/10/2005 3:16:39 PM PST by lormand (Yankee Go Home!...but please take me with you)
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To: aomagrat

Theresa H. Kerry call customer service.


15 posted on 02/10/2005 3:18:35 PM PST by demsux
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To: aomagrat
birds are dumb
16 posted on 02/10/2005 3:21:48 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (no government program is ever a failure-it's just 'underfunded'...)
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To: Rakkasan1

LOL!! Why is that picture funny?


17 posted on 02/10/2005 3:24:51 PM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
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To: aomagrat

I can see it now, a call to cut down all holly trees.


18 posted on 02/10/2005 3:25:18 PM PST by taxesareforever
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To: MEG33

I live ~15 miles from the Malibu area in CA., on the other side of the coastal mountains. We have flocks of big, fat, aggressive seagulls that moved in and took over the airspace. Imagine a 5 pound chicken with 5+ foot wings. Those droppings are bigger than a CD. Even the blackbirds ran away.


19 posted on 02/10/2005 3:29:51 PM PST by BobS
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To: lormand

I see both these and the Bohemian waxwing while trout fishing in the west (Colorado, Wyoming)...


20 posted on 02/10/2005 3:36:38 PM PST by mallardx
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