- Couldn't find his way out of a paper bag
- Doesn't have both oars in the water
- Dumb as a post
- Dumb as a stump
- Dumber than a bag of hammers
- Dumber than a box of rocks
- A few bricks shy
- A few fries short of a happy meal
- A few sandwiches short of a picnic
- A half a bubble off
- His/Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
- Just fell off the turnip truck
- The Lights are on but there's nobody home
- Not playing with a full deck
- Not the brightest bulb (in the box / on the tree / in the chandelier)
- Not the brightest crayon in the box
- Not the sharpest crayon in the box
- Not the sharpest knife in the cabinet
- Not the sharpest pencil in the box
- One taco short of a combination plate
- Sharp as a marble
- Thick as a brick
- A Thick as a ditch
- The Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
All of which apply to Ms Garofalo, all of the other Air Amerika nut jobs, and the entire leadership of the dims
Where's Foghorn Leghorn when you need him?
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(The Wave Collection http://www.barbneal.com/foghorn.asp)
| Filename | Description | Size |
|---|---|---|
| fogleg01.wav | What's the big, I say what's the big idea. Don't stand there gawkin' son, speak up. | 108 k |
| fogleg02.wav | Now cut, I say cut that out, what's it all about boy, elucidate! | 98 k |
| fogleg03.wav | Now wait a minute son, ya payin' no attention. Ya startin' too big. Ya gotta walk before ya can run. Start small, look at me when I'm talking to ya son. I say start small and work up. Now try again boy. Kids nowadays they kmnow it all. | 302 k |
| fogleg04.wav | Oh that woman. Gotta mouth like an outboard motor. All the time putputputputputput... | 110 k |
| fogleg05.wav | Go away boy, ya bother me. | 17 k |
| fogleg06.wav | I keep pitchin' em and you keep missin' 'em. | 23 k |
| fogleg07.wav | Ya way off, I say ya way off this time son. | 40 k |
| fogleg08.wav | No what, I say what's the big idea of bashin' me on the noggin with a rollin' pin. Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads. | 84 k |
| fogleg09.wav | That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal. | 42 k |
| fogleg10.wav | That boy's as strong as an ox. And just about as smart. | 48 k |
| fogleg11.wav | Nutty as a fruitcake. | 14 k |
| fogleg12.wav | Pay attention to me boy. I'm not talkin' just to hear my head roar. | 42 k |
| fogleg13.wav | No no no, ya doin' it all wrong. | 27 k |
| fogleg14.wav | She re, I say she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry. | 99 k |
| fogleg15.wav | Now wha, I say what's the big idea! | 23 k |
| fogleg16.wav | This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show. | 81 k |
| fogleg17.wav | That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball. | 28 k |
| fogleg18.wav | Say boy you cove, I say you cover about as much as a flap a skirt in a high wind. | 62 k |
| fogleg19.wav | I almost had a gag son. Joke that is. | 39 k |
| fogleg20.wav | Go, I say go away boy ya bother me. | 63 k |
| fogleg21.wav | Hey that's a joke son, don't ya get it. I made a funny son and your not laughin'. | 117 k |
| fogleg22.wav | That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot. | 93 k |
| fogleg23.wav | Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. | 35 k |
| fogleg24.wav | Well, let's see what ya makin' there boy. Looks like sody pop. Huh huh huh huh huh. Watch it fizz. Boom! | 131 k |
| fogleg25.wav | That boy, I say that boy's just like a tatoo. Gets under your skin. | 92 k |
| fogleg26.wav | Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'. | 76 k |
| fogleg27.wav | Any of this getting through to ya son? | 18 k |
| fogleg28.wav | I've been a good sport about this up 'til now, but that boy's forcin' me to use stronger measures. | 66 k |
| fogleg29.wav | What's, I say son what's gimmick? What's it all about? | 40 k |
| fogleg30.wav | Well, hog gravy and chitlins's! | 30 k |
| fogleg31.wav | Nice kid, but a little dumb. | 21 k |
| fogleg32.wav | Say something! Explain yourself! Your tongue's flappin' but no noise is coming outta your big mouth! | 64 k |
| fogleg33.wav | I gotta straighten this lad out. Thing like this could warp his mind for life. | 58 k |
| fogleg34.wav | What's goin', I say what's goin' on here? | 26 k |
| fogleg35.wav | Go away boy ya bother me. I've got work to do. | 37 k |
| fogleg36.wav | Now look a here son, you're not doin' that right. Gimme that boy, I'll show ya how. | 66 k |
| fogleg37.wav | Better start with somethin' mild. He looks a little puny. | 43 k |
| fogleg38.wav | Oh no! I don't believe it. I gotta get a worms eye view of this. | 65 k |
| fogleg39.wav | Don't touch it boy! Get away! This is dangerous son, ya gotta know how to handle it, one wrong move and you're done for. | 86 k |
| fogleg40.wav | Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours? | 46 k |
| fogleg41.wav | Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for, for just such an emergency. | 62 k |
| fogleg42.wav | There ya are sister, have fun. | 32 k |
| fogleg43.wav | Now hold on, that was a joke girl. | 25 k |
| fogleg44.wav | I'm not one to stand by and let a lady do a man's job. | 40 k |
| fogleg45.wav | Show 'em what ya got but dooon't let 'em have it. Ya gotta teeeze 'em a little. Make 'em chase ya. | 80 k |
| fogleg46.wav | Dog: Well with that puss your only chance to get a rooster is to trap one. | 47 k |
| fogleg47.wav | Prissy: Woohooo, he's chasing me. | 40 k |
| fogleg48.wav | I need your love to keep me warm. | 34 k |
| fogleg49.wav | If the missus comes back and finds it gone...Ooooh, what she'll do to me. | 67 k |
| fogleg50.wav | But I got, I say, I gotta show the little egghead I still got a couple of tricks up my sleeve. | 64 k |
| fogleg51.wav | Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap...full of mice. | 57 k |
| fogleg52.wav | This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof. | 52 k |
| fogleg53.wav | Boy, she's the original dumb cluck. | 29 k |
| fogleg54.wav | When it comes to brains, she missed the bus too. | 39 k |
| fogleg55.wav | Cock-a-doodle do! I say, cock-a-doodle do. Dumb sun ain't too bright. | 112 k |
| fogleg56.wav | Well when, I say, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. | 50 k |
| fogleg57.wav | Hey, you're way ahead of yourself boy. You gotta learn to crow first. | 48 k |
| fogleg58.wav | Scared? Who, me? Course I'm not scared! | 68 k |
| fogleg59.wav | Hmmm, I better play it cagey. | 32 k |
| fogleg60.wav | The screwball in the back pocket... | 51 k |
| fogleg61.wav | Now who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person? | 69 k |
| fogleg62.wav | Make way for the King of the Road! Yahoo! | 54 k |
| fogleg63.wav | Like beating a dead horse...he's got no get up and go. | 52 k |
| fogleg64.wav | Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding. | 48 k |
| fogleg65.wav | Adios you chicken-plucking little stinker! | 42 k |