Woman who died with bear guru was duped.(Treadwell, environut)

Anchorage Daily News ^ | 1/16/2005 | Craig Medred

[datura]

I see you've been backpacking in Glacier Park or Alaska, haven't you?

That's a good one!

[SolidRedState]

beat me! See 39

[datura]

All you have to do to those types is drop some blood in their tofu and trail mix. Any kind of blood. (Preferably theirs.)

[U S Army EOD]

Or maybe the guy holding the paw is actually a Hobbit or Munchin or something like that.

[marktwain]

Is this the guy who designed the supposedly bear-proof armor and had it tested by being rammed by a pickup truck? Whatamaroon.

No. That guy had more realistic expectations of bears.

[woofie]

I read a book a while back by a NY psychiatrist who visited some of his old patients...one guy had been in a circus and fallen in love with a polar bear. The shrink had to work on him as he was in danger of being killed when he would sneak into the bear's cage....the patient recovered but was never the same or happy again....true story

[U S Army EOD]

Why not just beat them up and steal their tofu and trail mix.

[BobS]

I'm a bear. Along the line I found nice work and discovered nice clothes. Then I shaved and and got a haircut so I can deal with nice "people". But I'm secretly still a bear.

[U S Army EOD]

Well some of us can satisfy polar bears and some of can't. If we ever meet and we go by the polar bear cage, don't be surprised if the females smile and wave at me.

[Army Air Corps]

Usually, I like to eat jerky (beef or, for better effect, deer) in front of these folks. I often hear the "How can you eat Bambi" comment. I reply, "Easy, I open my mouth, insert the slab of critter, and chew."

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Great picture...

Congratulations.

Love your tag line, BTW.

[U S Army EOD]

You must be talking about the same people who are for abortion and against killing baby seals.

[petro45acp]

I wish I had backpacked Glacier Park or Alaska, I just heard the joke. I've done some backpacking in California, back in high school.

Cheers,

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

This is a rare "Double-Darwin": Him for coming up with this "bear whisperer" crap, and her for believing it.

[garjog]

The wack jobs up here in Washington State want to release a bunch of Grizzly bears into the North Cascades (where I like to hike.) This will return nature to the way it was meant to be before it was spoiled by humanity. They actually argue that these monsters are sure to kill a few hikers, but humans have killed far more Grizzlies in the last 100 years so it is only fair that they are permitted to kill some humans now. (This is not a joke.)

Also, how do you tell the difference between a black bear and a Grizzly? When the bear chases you, climb the nearest tree. If the bear climbs after you, it is a black bear. If it shakes you out of the tree, it is a Grizzly. This is a fool proof method. (This is a joke.)

[JackelopeBreeder]

Woman who died with bear guru was "doped".

[fuente]

took my first bear with a Marlin 895 45-70 lever action. Steel sites, 85 yds. Dropped like a sack of tatters. I prefer it to my BAR in 338 (which is great for Elk)

[Army Air Corps]

You must be talking about the same people who are for abortion and against killing baby seals.


Yep, the very same.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"took a poor naive girl out with him."

I don't care how old you may be: 37 years old is NOT a "girl". It's one thing to be young and stupid, something we all are early on. But if you're STILL that dumb by the time you're 37, there's probably no hope for you.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"A SAW would do nicely."

You are talking chain saw, right????