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1 posted on 01/17/2005 5:10:48 PM PST by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk

Uh.....Yeah.


2 posted on 01/17/2005 5:13:03 PM PST by Bombardier (Jihad, Nazism....Umma, Deutsches Reich.....no diff.)
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Priceless. "Grilled mahi mahi and chardonnay" at a Nebraska fish fry. Can't you just picture it?


3 posted on 01/17/2005 5:23:06 PM PST by Grandma Pam
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---I am still chuckling about your Gore 2000 campaign piece on the cabinet-level Dep't of Menstruation---


5 posted on 01/17/2005 5:27:25 PM PST by rellimpank (urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm)
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"We may be doing the Lord's work here, gentlemen, but the local tribes do not always look kindly on it," he warned. "Last month one of our tenured friars merely told his students that Bush was the anti-Christ, and he was viciously attacked by counterarguments. He was so traumatized he had to report the student to the disciplinary committee."

ROFLMAO! This one gets bookmarked. Brilliant!

6 posted on 01/17/2005 5:31:54 PM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("Oh no, not Hans Brix!")
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Good Lord, Iowa. You not only have an ear for Hemingway, you also have an ear for Joseph Conrad. I have gone many times "through the alimentary canal with gun and rod," but I could not write it up a tenth as well as you.

Congressman Billybob

Click for latest, "Social Security, AARP and Coots"

7 posted on 01/17/2005 5:39:04 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.)
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I'm waiting for the paramedics to take me to the ER..My sides hurt from laughing. I hope the hospital has a WEiFi net..I'm taking the laptop..


8 posted on 01/17/2005 5:40:03 PM PST by ken5050
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You're good IH. Really, really good.

L

9 posted on 01/17/2005 5:43:02 PM PST by Lurker (Caution: Poster is too old to give a s*** anymore.)
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Oh, Lordy! Here I am howling laughing, reading this aloud to Hub (who's watching the FoxNews) and I don't even have my pajamas on!

This is wonderful, so wonderful...you are a genius, and I think I love you (as a friend, of course).


10 posted on 01/17/2005 5:47:38 PM PST by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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"I furtively neared them,"

Oh, that's priceless!

11 posted on 01/17/2005 6:03:22 PM PST by mrsmith
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When does the second installment come out?


12 posted on 01/17/2005 6:06:51 PM PST by uglybiker (The most popular guy at a nudist camp can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts)
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I can't wait until they get to Medford, OK.

It's Fall, it's a Friday night...and the town is mysteriously empty.

Or, if they don't make Oklahoma until Springtime, they could experience Okeene or Waynoka...for the Rattlesnake Roundup.

13 posted on 01/17/2005 6:08:12 PM PST by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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Very good.


14 posted on 01/17/2005 6:13:39 PM PST by sistergoldenhair
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This is very good IH, can't you charge for this? It almost seems a crime to have this level of writing done for free. Maybe the Washington Times could serialize it?


19 posted on 01/17/2005 6:47:52 PM PST by marktwain
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When do we see "Dr. Livingston, I Presume?"


20 posted on 01/17/2005 7:00:50 PM PST by AntiBurr ("I have sworn on the altar of God eternal hostility against ...Tyranny over the mind of Man.)
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I LOVE Joseph Conrad!


22 posted on 01/17/2005 7:09:28 PM PST by Fido969
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"My entree fork toyed with the competently-prepared lamb shank in merlot reduction, as I pondered the even more ironic irony that this ironic mission would take me to regions that were reportedly unfamiliar with irony."

LOL!


24 posted on 01/17/2005 7:19:39 PM PST by rcocean
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You are AMAZING. This is classic. Well, well done.


25 posted on 01/17/2005 7:25:09 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
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Got your groove back


26 posted on 01/17/2005 7:35:43 PM PST by nkycincinnatikid
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Got your groove back


27 posted on 01/17/2005 7:36:13 PM PST by nkycincinnatikid
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LOL!


28 posted on 01/17/2005 7:38:29 PM PST by Frank_2001
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