WILDEST EXCUSE : ARGENTINE MAN TELLS WIFE HE WAS ABDUCTED

The Journal of Hispanic Ufology (!) ^ | 6th January, 2005 | Scott Corrales

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Yes, but which Planet do you get taken to ?

Planet Budweiser, Vodka, Rum or Tequila. Or do you get taken to their secret lab, Chateau Cardboard, in the country ?

[Emmett McCarthy]

During a foolish, failed very youthful experiment at "marriage", I once called the house around 4 A.M. and said, "Don't pay the ransom - I escaped!" It didn't even come close to working, but this alien abduction thing might have possibilities in case I'm ever inclined to get married again.

Now, my third wife - she was actually abducted by aliens, but they sent her back because she was too crazy!

[Feckless]

Once called my ex on the down side of a three day bender. Told her "Whatever you do don't pay the ransom, I got away!" and hung up.

[texasflower]

LOL!

[spinestein]

That's the funny thing about alien abductions. I can never remember anything that happens by the next day. I suspect they have some mind-wipe ray that they use to make me forget any incrimina- I mean pertinent information.

I should probably start wearing my tin-foil-hat on Fridays. (How to Build a Tin-Foil-Hat) http://www.johnf-ingkerry.com/

[TheRatHunter]

My girlfriend gets abducted by aliens all the time!!

...hey, wait a minute...

[Lijahsbubbe]

A cab driver from the city of La Plata told his wife that he was abducted by a "Flying Saucer".

Sounds more like he was flying from the sauce.

[aculeus]

Richard Harris was one of the best story-tellers. I remember him telling of the time he told his wife he was going out to get the Sunday paper and then disappearing for a week on a drinking binge. When he sobered up and decided to return home he was trying to think of an excuse. He stood on his doorstep as his wife opened the door then it came to him "Why didn't you pay the ransom?" he asked her.

Sauce, er, source:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Richard+harris+ransom&btnG=Google+Search