Candidate for Dumbest Conspiracy Letter of All Time

The Napa Register ^ | January 5, 2005 | Janie McDowell

[Coldwater Creek]

What was your first clue about government schools.?

[Mr. Mulliner]

[hellinahandcart]

"Candidate", my butt. This woman deserves a laurel, and hearty handshake.

[woody9]

I hope the folks in Napa are not putting in the wine what they're putting in the water.

[hellinahandcart]

What good will their three-story dingbat palaces, fast cars and up-to-the-latest fashion in clothes do them when they go flying off into space?

Good question. ;^)

And what's a dingbat palace?

[gitmo]

Doesn't our government realize that every time we bomb Iraq the explosion vibrates to the earth's core like a ripple on water?

Are we bombing Iraq? I wasn't aware that was going on.

I've got to pay more attention. I hadn't even noticed the planet vibrating. Wonder if it would help my sore back to go out and lay on it?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Every day we bomb Iraq, the vibrations resound to the very core of our planet, the only home we know.

NO WONDER my GPS Beeber keeps

G G e e t t t t i i n n g g S S t t u u n n e e d d ! ! ! ! ! !

[mollynme]

Are the American people brain dead!

I know of at least one in Napa who is. LOL

[carlr]

"We all remember that huge wave of earthquakes and tsunamis that followed the massive bombing of WWII don`t you?";

"Of course we all remember the tsunamis that followed the H-bomb testing in the Pacific in the 1950`s and 60`s."

Or all the earthquakes from the underground tests that have occurred in the years since.

[sauropod]

Dat b!tch doesn't know squat about physics.

[alnick]

What can be done to stop this madness!

Check yourself into the mental ward.

Are the American people so blase and blind? What good will their three-story dingbat palaces, fast cars and up-to-the-latest fashion in clothes do them when they go flying off into space?

Flying off into space? LOL!

[mbynack]

I think most experts would agree that the real cause of the tsunami is loud rap music. It causes the earth to reverberate at a frequency that causes earthquakes, floods, global warming, and barking dogs.

[OldSmaj]

I guarantee you that his bimbo idiot wears Birkenstocks.

[reagan_fanatic]

our government realize that every time we bomb Iraq the explosion vibrates to the earth's core like a ripple on water?

If this were true and vibrations like this affect the Earth's core, the leftist kooks would have already grabbed Michael Moore, tied him to a tree and force-fed him bamboo shoots and water.

So much for that theory.

[Big Giant Head]

Humor bum...p

[Popman]

Does not the newspaper bear some responsibility for printing such drivel?

[Cincinatus]

They're still growing that sinsemilla up there, huh?

[martin_fierro]

For certain,

She used to say "Ferrrrr shuuuuurrrr" a lot before she went to Kommunity Kollege.

[razorback-bert]

Won't get me, I have now nailed my shoes to the ground.

[misharu]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!