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Candidate for Dumbest Conspiracy Letter of All Time
The Napa Register ^
| January 5, 2005
| Janie McDowell
Posted on 01/06/2005 2:38:03 AM PST by Napablogger
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This is a real letter, not made up!
Mother Earth is taking off her apron in the Cosmic Kitchen and coming out with her butcher knives to do away with all you evil environment bashers. Of course, Clinton will be first because his bombing in Bosnia's negative vibrations produced the moron who wrote this letter.
Just had to share.
To: Napablogger; cyborg; arasina; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Lazamataz; fortunecookie; dighton
Nutjob letter to the editor alert: "."
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:40:35 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not *always* cranky.)
To: Napablogger
Thank you for this most extraordinary find.
I'm amazed she could stop lip-diddling long enough to scrawl it. Her crayon must be melted by now.
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:42:25 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not *always* cranky.)
To: Napablogger
This McDowell must have extra heavy duty tinfoil underware.
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:48:34 AM PST
by
chainsaw
(("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - H. Clinton))
To: Napablogger
It's Bush's Fault
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:50:16 AM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: Napablogger
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:52:18 AM PST
by
spodefly
(This message packaged with desiccant. Do not open until ready for use or inspection.)
To: Napablogger
Looks like we need to improve our school systems. Black sheep like this one walk around everywhere.
To: Napablogger
This is not a candidate for the dumbest conspiracy of all times, this is the winner. We all remember that huge wave of earthquakes and tsunamis that followed the massive bombing of WWII don't you?
I don't either
To: Napablogger
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:55:34 AM PST
by
Salamander
(You can never have too much cowbell!)
To: Napablogger
The sad part is, this nutcase actually believes this cr@p!
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posted on
01/06/2005 2:56:36 AM PST
by
Budge
(<><)
To: Napablogger
Wow! I don't know why we didn't realize this sooner!
To: Napablogger
And that's why we don't jump off tall buildings...
The only thought that enters my mind when reading this is the memory of those who did jump off that tall building, knowing that they were going to die one way or another.
People like the author of this letter shame the memory of those who died at the hands of the enemy we are now trying to defeat.
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posted on
01/06/2005 3:01:19 AM PST
by
Erik Latranyi
(9-11 is your Peace Dividend)
To: Napablogger
Every day we bomb Iraq, the vibrations resound to the very core of our planet, the only home we know. The planet is responding and we're experiencing the effects.
Great post.
Too bad this dingbat couldn't figure out that the same thing happens every time she touches her feet to the ground.
;-)
She needs to stop doing that--immediately--or the earth's core will be crushed! ;-)
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posted on
01/06/2005 3:01:34 AM PST
by
cgbg
(A new song for the Dummies--Brain Dead in O-hi-o.)
To: Napablogger
Hopefully people like this don't have children. I know I wouldn't let my children anywhere near this ladies house. I can just imagine her huddling children in the basement and giving them cyanide kool aid so they don't have to see the worlds destruction.
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posted on
01/06/2005 3:02:29 AM PST
by
BallyBill
(I'm a God fearing man and with many I stand....)
To: Napablogger
And here I thought President Bush was one of the good guys.
WOW, little did I know Beezlebub placed him here to shift the tectonic plates.
I am calling All Democrats to arms to expose this insidious plot.
But first, I think it is more important that all terrorists be given Teddy Bears and the Supreme Court outlaw common sense.
To: muir_redwoods
We all remember that huge wave of earthquakes and tsunamis that followed the massive bombing of WWII don't you? Today's precision munitions produce far smaller blast effects compared to WW-II. Of course we all remember the tsunamis that followed the H-Bomb testing in the Pacific in the 1950's and 60's.
To: Napablogger
Janie McDowell: Captain Planet's legacy...
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posted on
01/06/2005 3:19:03 AM PST
by
LRS
To: Napablogger
To: Napablogger
Chicken Little was right!!!!!!
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posted on
01/06/2005 3:22:36 AM PST
by
Pusterfuss
(You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right. LBJ)
To: Napablogger
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posted on
01/06/2005 3:29:04 AM PST
by
Beckwith
(John, you said I was going to be the First Lady. As of now, you're on the couch.)
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