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Michael Moore Unveils New Look
Internet Broadcasting Systems ^ | November 30, 2004 | Rick Ellis

Posted on 12/01/2004 10:25:50 AM PST by presidio9

On Monday night, filmmaker Michael Moore made his first appearance on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" since the 2004 presidential election.

As is often the case with Moore, he surprised the audience. But in this case, the surprise was the result of his new look. Moore appeared on stage wearing a suit and tie, no beard or hat and a trim haircut.

When asked by Jay Leno about his appearance, Moore quipped, "I thought I should look a little sharper for my IRS audit" and "If you can't beat them, you might as well look like them."

Moore told Leno that there was a reason President Bush was re-elected November 2, "He got more votes."

"The Republicans - I'll give them this - they had a story to tell," Moore continued. "The Democrats, often times, aren't very good at telling a story. And the [Bush] story was: Out of the ashes of Sept. 11 rose one man. And he stood on the rubble of lower Manhattan with a bullhorn and he said, 'I will protect you.' "

Moore had some advice for Democrats who were unhappy with the results of the 2004 presidential election. "[Bush's victory] was just a couple of percentage points," Moore told the "Tonight Show" audience. "People who voted for Kerry shouldn't be depressed at this point. They should pick themselves up . . . There's another game in four years. And we'll come back and do the best we can."

Moore previously appeared on "The Tonight Show" Oct. 15, when he led the studio audience in singing "America The Beautiful."


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1 posted on 12/01/2004 10:25:50 AM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Wow. Almost presentable. More presentable than I, any way ;0)


2 posted on 12/01/2004 10:26:45 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (01010010 01001111 01010100 01000110 01001100)
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To: presidio9

You can't polish a turd.


3 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:07 AM PST by zlala
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To: presidio9

he looks like dilbert..but not as cute.


4 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:10 AM PST by beansox
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To: presidio9

What's this Clymer up to?


5 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:17 AM PST by Gunder
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To: presidio9

Dress him up, and you STILL can't take him anywhere...


6 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:28 AM PST by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: presidio9

You can dress up a pig but it's still a pig...


7 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:30 AM PST by Russ
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To: presidio9

OMG! He's Jerrold Nadler pre-weight loss!


8 posted on 12/01/2004 10:27:40 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: presidio9

He looks like a Phil Donawhore love child on steroids..


9 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:08 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ...... The War on Terrorism is the ultimate 'faith-based' initiative.)
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To: Russ

But a pig in a dress is much more sexy . . . um, okay, I think I'll shut up now. : )


10 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:17 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: presidio9

Still fat.....Still ugly:-{


11 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:18 AM PST by geege
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To: presidio9
Something about not being able to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear...my abject apology to the sow.

This cracker still looks like 50 pounds of pure sh#& shoved inot a 10 pound bag.

Of course, the same thing could be said of Leno too.

12 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:35 AM PST by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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To: zlala

You can put lipstick on a pig....................


13 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:36 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: presidio9

And as he left the stage, a few potato chips and 10 Milky Ways fell out of his pocket....


14 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:42 AM PST by Old Phone Man
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

I thought he had trouble fitting into the chair!! He still looks like a fat pig suit or no suit!!!


15 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:43 AM PST by LYSandra
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To: Chad Fairbanks

different clothes same old moron


16 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:45 AM PST by erik22lax
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To: Chad Fairbanks

If you put lipstick on a pig (or a three piece suit) it's still a pig.


17 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:46 AM PST by MisterRepublican ("I must go. I must be elusive.")
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To: presidio9

LOL!

"Looking" conservative won't change what he is. No one NORMAL should take him seriously regardless of how he "looks". This only goes to show how SHALLOW he is.


18 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:46 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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You can spray paint a turd gold but inside, it'll still a turd.
19 posted on 12/01/2004 10:28:51 AM PST by HMFIC (US Marines, you yell, we shell.)
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To: presidio9

Two questions come to mind.
What size is that suit and was it made in the USA?


20 posted on 12/01/2004 10:29:04 AM PST by msnimje
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