1 posted on
11/27/2004 7:50:19 PM PST by
vanburen
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To: vanburen
31. When are you idiots going to hurry up and move to Canada?
32. Here that? That is the sound of a baby not being aborted.
2 posted on
11/27/2004 7:56:24 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: vanburen
Hmmm did you see they counted the Ohio Provisional ballots and Bush beat Kerry by an even LARGER margin now?
3 posted on
11/27/2004 7:56:32 PM PST by
MNJohnnie
(Next up, US Senate. 60 in 06!)
To: vanburen
4. Thank God for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.For their service past & present. They made a difference then & now. Let's hope they can return to their lives without retribution & with the honor they deserve.
4 posted on
11/27/2004 7:57:28 PM PST by
AZamericonnie
(They say I have ADD but they just don't understand.....oh look! A chicken!)
To: vanburen
6 posted on
11/27/2004 8:04:50 PM PST by
Theresawithanh
(Snappy, witty, humerous tagline needed! Will pay in Marlboro Miles...)
To: ImaTexan
7 posted on
11/27/2004 8:06:42 PM PST by
bjcintennessee
(Don't Sweat the Small Stuff)
To: vanburen
Those were great. Thanks.
8 posted on
11/27/2004 8:11:27 PM PST by
knuthom
To: vanburen
How about this one?: Shut up or I'll pray for you.
9 posted on
11/27/2004 8:12:46 PM PST by
Bullish
To: vanburen
How about -
"One Bush, One Dick the God intended it to be."
12 posted on
11/27/2004 8:17:23 PM PST by
expatguy
(Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
To: vanburen
My friend sends me anti-Bush emails and I sent him a reply, "You should be happy, you now have 4 more years to make fun of him." He wasn't too pleased.
13 posted on
11/27/2004 8:19:25 PM PST by
killjoy
(My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary!)
To: vanburen
'NUFF SAID!!!
14 posted on
11/27/2004 8:20:30 PM PST by
luvie
(WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
To: vanburen
If you don't think your vote was counted, you can pull my finger to vote again.
15 posted on
11/27/2004 8:21:17 PM PST by
Splatter
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To: vanburen
Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!17 posted on
11/27/2004 8:25:10 PM PST by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©® - Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!)
To: vanburen
"Yes, we stole the election, but we're not telling you how."
"I hear that the Ohio vote re-count is going for Kerry."
18 posted on
11/27/2004 8:29:03 PM PST by
InvisibleChurch
(Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish. / pay no attention to the primedial newscasts)
To: vanburen
Whenever anyone I know complains about the election, I just smile and say: SCOREBOARD.
To: vanburen
To the locals, I like saying "Don't blame me, I voted for Jack E. Robinson." He ran against Kennedy for US Senator.
To: vanburen
I bet your kids don't keep score either.
23 posted on
11/27/2004 8:32:36 PM PST by
Splatter
To: vanburen
# whatever. "Aren't you supposed to be in reeducation camp?"
# whatever. "Will you hold these snakes I'm handling while I have a cigarette?"
24 posted on
11/27/2004 8:33:16 PM PST by
NaughtiusMaximus
(Their women give good lamentation, maybe we can conquer them again sometime.)
To: vanburen
34. Did you see K-Mart's new line of assault weapons for teens?
26 posted on
11/27/2004 8:36:56 PM PST by
BraveMan
To: vanburen
OK, here's some tips on dealing with defeat from Jimmah, as told to Mike Dukakis just before the 88 election, courtesy SNL.
Michael Dukakis: I'm about to lose as bad as you did. Maybe worse. How did you deal with it afterwards?
Jimmy Carter: Well, basically, Michael, you go through three stages. The first is Denial: "I did win! I am the President! Yahoo!" But then when Reagan got inaugurated, I had to move on to the next stage.
Michael Dukakis: Which is?
Jimmy Carter: Anger. I was one pissed-off cracker!
Michael Dukakis: And then what?
Jimmy Carter: Well, then, Michael - Acceptance. I had to accept the fact that I was a downer. A liberal downer. A malaise-ridden liberal downer. A free-spending malaise-ridden liberal downer, who only knew..
Michael Dukakis: Jimmy, Jimmy.. believe me, I understand.
29 posted on
11/27/2004 8:40:48 PM PST by
ImpeachandRemove
(four more years of dubya, then eight more years of Jeb:))
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