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Top Ten Features at the New Bill Clinton Presidential Library (Vanity)

Posted on 11/24/2004 8:52:41 AM PST by Uncle Vlad

Top Ten Features at the New Bill Clinton Presidential Library:

10. Tomb of the Unknown Hooker

9. National Registry of Historic Stains

8. Reflecting pool filled with gravy

7. Library gift shop called, “The Bill and Hill’s Marriage of Convenience Store”

6. The “Look at All the Expensive Crap We Stole Before We Left the White House” Annex

5. Gold plaque commemorating Clinton’s greatest achievements, like the U.N. Oil for Food program and the White House Cigars for Interns program

4. Tribute to Hillary’s most historical temper tantrums, titled, “The Mad Cow Wing”

3. Special Hooter’s waitress honor guard

2. Monica Lewinsky’s special “Bang Head Here sign

1. Presidential Pardon Drive-Up Window


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clintonlibrary; topten
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1 posted on 11/24/2004 8:52:41 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: Uncle Vlad

I'm going there next thursday, let me know where these are so I can take some pics...


2 posted on 11/24/2004 8:55:29 AM PST by mnehring (Fear leads to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the DNC.)
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To: Uncle Vlad

The interactive cigar display didn't make the list, eh?


3 posted on 11/24/2004 8:59:12 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: Uncle Vlad

Ping for later...


4 posted on 11/24/2004 8:59:57 AM PST by 2Hot4You (Don't Be The Bunny)
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To: Texas Eagle

Nope, there might be kids watching. ;)


5 posted on 11/24/2004 9:01:18 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: Uncle Vlad

You mean there's no p*n*s shaped cigar/d*ld*?!?!?! What a crappy porn shop...


6 posted on 11/24/2004 9:05:24 AM PST by MahaMarty (Election Night! Enter Right! Take my hand!!! Off to Ronald Reagan Land!!!)
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To: Uncle Vlad
2. Monica Lewinsky’s special “Bang Head Here sign

Yes, but you have to crawl under the Oval Office desk replica to see that one.

7 posted on 11/24/2004 9:07:31 AM PST by Lou L
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To: Uncle Vlad
Library gift shop called, “The Bill and Hill’s Marriage of Convenience Store”

What Convenience!

8 posted on 11/24/2004 9:07:37 AM PST by JOE6PAK (...still crazy after all these BEERS!)
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To: JOE6PAK

11. Hillary's Bathing Suit Boutique


9 posted on 11/24/2004 9:38:38 AM PST by nikos1121
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To: Uncle Vlad
This is Letterman # 10 quality stuff! Love it!

(I wonder if there's a secret exit from Clinton's top floor love nest?)

10 posted on 11/24/2004 9:42:30 AM PST by YaYa123 (@The Clinton Library = Don't Go There...DON'T GO THERE.com)
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To: YaYa123

Thanks!


11 posted on 11/24/2004 9:45:56 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: mnehrling

Are you going to the Clinton library of your own free will? Why?


12 posted on 11/24/2004 1:15:33 PM PST by CFIIIMEIATP737 ((I'm a Freeper and I approved of this ad.))
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To: Uncle Vlad

ROFLMAO!


13 posted on 11/24/2004 1:22:23 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: CFIIIMEIATP737

I'll be in Little Rock for work and my big lib boss is taking us on a 'team building' event.


14 posted on 11/24/2004 1:48:40 PM PST by mnehring (Fear leads to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the DNC.)
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To: SuzanneC

Did you see this?


15 posted on 11/24/2004 2:23:25 PM PST by YaYa123 (@Happy Thanksgiving.com)
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To: Uncle Vlad

The Gennifer Flowers Annex (please knock before entering).

16 posted on 11/24/2004 2:28:16 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

If the trailer's rocking, then don't be knocking.


17 posted on 11/24/2004 2:30:22 PM PST by JusPasenThru (Reality is for people who can't handle Free Republic.)
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>>>>If the trailer's rocking, then don't be knocking.<<<<

Yeah, but with Clinton, voyeurism is encouraged.


18 posted on 11/24/2004 2:39:31 PM PST by Liz
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To: Uncle Vlad

They left out the Oval Office sink.


19 posted on 11/24/2004 4:06:20 PM PST by glorgau
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To: YaYa123

Yes, Thanks. And...now I'm watching Rush live on CSPan describe the dedication of the Clinton Library. Hillarious!


20 posted on 11/24/2004 5:16:13 PM PST by SuzanneC
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