Garrison Keillor's comments: Born-agains shouldn't have right to vote

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[SpiritofElijah]

Garrison Keillor Stated: "I am now the chairman of a national campaign to pass a constitutional amendment to take the right to vote away from born-again Christians. [enthusiastic audience applause] Just a little project of mine. My feeling is that born-again people are citizens of heaven, that is where there citizenship is, [laughter] is in heaven, it's not here among us in America. ..."

[SpiritofElijah]

Mr. Keillor, We are forming a National Campaign to pass a Constitutional amendment to take the right to vote away from all Atheistic, non-believing, Liberal Democrats, Muslims, and all other non citizen Pagans. Just a little project of ours. Our feeling is that all unborn again souls like yourself, who derive such pleasure from human sacrifice to your God and the pain of others, are natural born citizens of hell, and Since that is where your citizenship is, In Hell, it's not among us in America......

I can only suggest to you that you go back to Lake Woe Be Gone and stay there, thus you will have become only a fantasy in our memories! Lake... Woe... Be Gone... If that doesn't suit you, try Great Britain, they have Pagan views similar to yours, and an even better bet would be Germany!

[January24th]

...and the horse he rode in on.

[Prime Choice]

And to think that I actually used to listen to Praire Home Companion... Sakes.

[Drango]

Garrison Keillor paid to broadcast his filth on your local NPR station with your TAX dollars. ~ sigh

[konaice]

Done to death. This has been posted at least 5 times in the last few days....

[Paul Atreides]

Let the old fart gas off. It will just send more people over to our side. Most people don't even know who he is, anyway.

[infidel29]

as a poster put it in an earlier thread, why should "blue staters" get to vote they`re "citizens of the world" not America.

[KMC1]

Mr. Keel-over we the citizens vote for you to lie strapped to your bed and allow ants to eat your eyeballs one little miniscule piece at a time...

[Boiler Plate]

As citizens of Heaven we hereby declare a Constitutional Amendment to rain down Fire and Brimstone upon the homes of all the Sodomites.

[eagle11]

Don't take this so seriously! Garrison is hilarious, I've always loved his work. I was laughing aloud at his essay. He's a good guy, a friendly liberal.

[ReadyNow]

Behead him!

[KMC1]

Nope let the ants eat his eyeballs, and scorpions pinch each of his toes - then fingertips...and when that is done let the hawks nibble his ears and small garter snakes go slithering through his nasal and cranial cavaties

[bigbob]

He's a nut and a kook and thinks this kind of sarcasm is funny. Besides, he's about as effective as Stuart Smalley.

[SquirrelKing]

Garrison Keillor-like man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls...where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust. [Audience laughs loudly]

Homer: What the hell's so funny?

Man: At the Apple Biscuit cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know, Sven Inqvist studied the menu, and finally he ordered the same thing he has every day. [Audience laughs and applauds]

Bart: Maybe it's the TV.

Homer: Stupid TV. [Hits it] Be more funny!

[RAY]

NPR employees all seem to be left leaning.

[bonfire]

Used to love PHC. Great show and Garrison was fantastic. I think there should be medical research done on Liberal Diease. They really truly are SICK.

[eagle11]

You've gotta be kidding. Sometimes you just gotta laugh at politics.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Garrison Keilor is Michael Moore without the dashing good looks.

[KMC1]

Or the stunning intellect

[groanup]

So from now on anybody who hits the Canadian immigration website and/or declares they will leave if W is elected should also be denied their voting privileges. Sounds good to me.