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HelpThemLeave.com: "Relocation Assistance For 'Disenfranchised' Citizens" (SATIRE)
HelpThemLeave.com ^ | 11/12/04 | Staff

Posted on 11/12/2004 3:55:51 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Spokesperson Alec Baldwin... "I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States..."

1. Are you absolutely outraged that George W. Bush was re-elected President of the United States?

2. Have you decided that you just can't stand living in a country that would elect such an obvious idiot?

3. Is the thought of four more years of "W" more than you can stand?

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Anarchists: Antartica

ommunists: Cuba, North Korea or Vietnam

Leftists: France, Germany, Italy or Spain

Socialists: Canada, Denmark, England, Finland, Norway, or Sweden


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: helpthemleave; justgoalready; kerrydefeat; satire; screendoor
LOL! Oh, if only this were true...! :)
1 posted on 11/12/2004 3:55:51 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Well, someone is getting the worm early today! ROFLMAO!


2 posted on 11/12/2004 4:03:05 AM PST by pharmamom (Visualize Four More Years)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Socialists: ... England ...

Please please please no. We've got far more socialists than we can cope with. Can't we just find them an uninhabited island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean to form their egalitarian dream community on.
3 posted on 11/12/2004 4:04:07 AM PST by tjwmason ("The English, the English, the English are best; I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest")
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To: tjwmason

We feel your pain. Hmmmmmm, Madagascar? Bouganville? Now, there's a socialist paradise waiting to happen. "Have you your pistols, have you your sharp edged axes? Oh, pioneers. Oh, pioneers." (LOL!)


4 posted on 11/12/2004 4:14:49 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Their women give good lamentation, maybe we can conquer them again sometime.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Also, we must all work diligently in the coming months to convince “progressives” that the Democratic Party has let them down. They must abandon the party. Their only recourse is to join and work for the Green Party moving forward. I may even register as a Green Party member to swell their voter registration rolls. Divide and conquer.

Begin with putting all known “progressives” in your sphere of influence on the Green Party mail list from their website. Great fun. Start inundating them with information now.


5 posted on 11/12/2004 4:15:32 AM PST by schaketo (http://www.gp.org/ Convince progressives to join the Green Party – Divide and conquer)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I would like to run the concession that helps them sell their homes, businesses, cars, excess goods, etc. This needs to be part of the service.

We need to be able to wrap this around the relocation effort. These poor folks will need to liquidate their immovable assets in order to help establish themselves in their new home countries.

Seriously, $5 will getch $10 that if this kind of service were to be set up - there would not be one taker.

Just another case of RATs' @sses overloading there mounths


6 posted on 11/12/2004 4:55:25 AM PST by .44 Special (Death to Traitors!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I would like to run the concession that helps them sell their homes, businesses, cars, excess goods, etc. This needs to be part of the service.

We need to be able to wrap this around the relocation effort. These poor folks will need to liquidate their immovable assets in order to help establish themselves in their new home countries.

Seriously, $5 will getcha $10 that if this kind of service were to be set up - there would not be one taker.

Just another case of RATs' @sses overloading there mouths


7 posted on 11/12/2004 4:56:43 AM PST by .44 Special (Death to Traitors!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

BTTT


8 posted on 11/12/2004 5:07:53 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
ommunists: Cuba, North Korea or Vietnam

Ommunists??

Omelet lovers??

Seriously, too funny!!!
9 posted on 11/12/2004 5:18:25 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Well... There you go again!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I'll donate money to provide Kool-aid on their pilgrimage.
10 posted on 11/12/2004 5:47:27 AM PST by Drango (NPR- When government funds a "news" outlet that has a bias...it's no longer news...it's propaganda.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Don't forget, they must also RENOUNCE THEIR CITIZENSHIP!

Can we find another place for the Anarchists? Why spoil the only place on Earth where there is peace and quiet?


11 posted on 11/12/2004 5:53:55 AM PST by fredhead ("Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." William Penn)
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To: fredhead

well there are at least two websites with this theme, the other being www.moveOut.biz, but i think the moveout website is serious... they appear able to collect funds at least.


12 posted on 11/12/2004 9:32:24 AM PST by ejdouglas (send it out!)
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