[Gamecock]

My cousin married her second cousin. Her female second cousin (the brother of her husband) married another guy outside the family.

Everyone got divorced and my cousin married her former brother-in-law. He brought his kids into the marriage. She is the step-mother and second cousin once removed to her nieces and nephew.

[John O]

And I thought my neck of the woods was close.

My wife's parents are third cousins. Most everyone in the small town they live in are related several different ways. No webbed feet or hands though. Those occur in another small town just a little bit further out towards the boonies.