[John O]

And I thought my neck of the woods was close.

My wife's parents are third cousins. Most everyone in the small town they live in are related several different ways. No webbed feet or hands though. Those occur in another small town just a little bit further out towards the boonies.

[BubbaBasher]

I got my marriage license there. Could it be more than a coincidence that my divorce will be final in two weeks?

I wish I had thought of it first.