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Posted on 10/27/2004 1:40:13 PM PDT by shrinkermd
Bill Clinton is secretly fighting serious health problems.
The ex-President's recovery from heart bypass surgery has been far more difficult than the public has been told. And The ENQUIRER has uncovered bombshell news: Clinton may have suffered permanent brain damage.
What's more, The ENQUIRER has also exclusively learned that he has been battling a deadly blood infection.
That's the REAL story behind the recent disclosure that Clinton will not be campaigning extensively for Sen. John Kerry as the November presidential elections nears
"Dr. Richard N. Fogoros, a cardiologist and former director of cardiac electrophysiology at the University of Pittsburgh, who is not treating Clinton, told The ENQUIRER brain damage is not unusual after heart surgery.
"A substantial proportion of patients experience measurable impairment in their mental capabilities," he said.
"Side effects include memory loss, stilted speech, confusion, depression, and reduced hand-eye coordination. Some patients also suffer diminished sex drive.
"The condition is called postsurgical neurocognitive deficits, but physicians commonly refer to it as "pump head" syndrome
So what does that mean for Bill...now he's only gonna chase every other intern in a thong?
Q: How do you treat a dog with constipation?
A: Why would anyone want to?
Personally, I take anything from sources such as the Inquirer with a grain of salt.
If its from the National Enquirer, it should be breaking news, really.
I read where BatBoy and Chelsea have a new baby. got pics?
Inquirer is owned by Clintonistas. My guess is that this is trying to drum up sympathy vote.
Well, I think he always had "pump head" syndrome.....
Well, I think he always had "pump head" syndrome.....
Yeah, right. In our dreams, maybe.
"The ENQUIRER brain damage is not unusual after heart surgery."
The ENQUIRER would surely know about Brain Damage...
Why even quote this source?
No offense, but anything from the National Enquirer should be taken with a grain of salt.
But I must admit that Clinton looks like Death Warmed Over in some of his latest photos.
Calling Monica Lewinski!
Come in, Monica!
i'll stop on the way home for a card for him AND arafathead
/sarcasm
Translation: STD.
The Clap?
Is this NEW news?
The National Enquirer is more credible than the New York Times and CBS Snooze combined.
Clinton spoke okay and looked okay(other than being thin) at the Kerry speech -
Must be a better actor than anyone thought -
But - Because of the actions of the major media and others - one cannot believe anything coming out these days - until and unless it can be proven beyond a doubt -
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