Ted Nugent, George P Bush: GOP Ad Ideas (Please contribute yours)

Conservatrix

[Netizen]

Wait. Wait, I know. They could send P. to mexico to campaign for Bush for the president of the United States.

Oh....he already did that. Darn.

LOl I was thinking the same thing! Just what we need, George P talking about how the border patrol should not be using rubber bulllets filled with pepper spray again!

[Saundra Duffy]

I'd like to see the boxing promoter, you know, the Black guy with the huge hair. He supports GWB. He could make a GREAT ad!!!

[snowsislander]

I would take the spitballs clip ("U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs?") from Senator Zell Miller's classic speech at the convention, and re-play it at the end of several of Senator Kerry's recent calls to end various arms programs, such as bunkerbuster arms:

Senator Kerry clip: "Right now the president is spending hundreds of millions of dollars to research bunker-busting nuclear weapons. The United States is pursuing a new set of nuclear weapons. It doesn't make sense."

Senator Miller riposte: "U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs?"

I think four or five of those nutty calls to slash military spending, each answered by the same Miller clip, might make an effective advertisement.

[winodog]

I saw Ted Nugent on TV yesterday speaking plain talk telling people to get out and vote. He did not say vote for the President but he was wearing a cowboy hat. Just used his way of speaking to urge people to vote. It was for GOAV. A get out and vote org.

At the very end they showed a small bugger king logo on the screen. So I guess they sponsered it.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

How about an ad aimed squarely at the families of our reservists! They strongly support Bush and the Nuge blasting his tune "Weekend Warriors" and the background will definitely make it rock the vote!

[Conservatrix]

"I'd like to see the boxing promoter, you know, the Black guy with the huge hair."

Don King. Yes! This is the kind of person we need in our ads! Great for speaking to certain sections of the black vote....
They say Brittany Spears is a pub: why not get her to do a pro-Bush ad on MTV? The conservative homeschoolers won't be watching but the other kinds of kids will be.

Start with her singing "Ooops, I did it again..." Then have her stop the music like an old record scraping a needle, and her saying "I won't do it again, ever again. I am voting Republican. Bush 2004."

[peyton randolph]

Don King. Yes! This is the kind of person we need in our ads!

Don King is a real life version of Tony Soprano. I'm surprised the Republicans are embracing him for fundraisers, etc. In 1966, when King was the biggest numbers banker in Cleveland, he beat to death a man who owed him money. Witnesses reported that he literally kicked to death the man on a public sidewalk.

If it wasn't for jury nullification, King would be behind bars today for his activities.

Bonus reason: Mapp v. Ohio (fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine) was the result of a case involving an attempted hit on King. The police were searching for a suspect in the case when pornographic evidence was seized at the house of the suspect's girlfriend.

In short, Don King is many things...just not someone the GOP should be embracing.

[Conservatrix]

Well! I knew nothing about him other than that is is an exotic character and might appeal to blacks.
Guess I was wrong on him.!

[Bellflower]

I guess that would reach the shallow yet pandering sector of the nation.

Good grief.

We need to be smart and get the votes of the not too bright and uninformed too. The Dems go after that vote big time and each vote counts.

[Republican Wildcat]

http://www.clubforgrowth.net/video/zucker.wmv

There's still room for a little humor, though. :-)

[Bellflower]

Have a deep serious voiced announcer say Kerry has a long record of raising taxes. Don't let him put a stranglehold our burgeoning economy. A strong economy means more tax revenues and a lower deficit. While the announcer is saying this show video of a wrestler getting a citizen in a strangle hold and then say a vote for Bush is a vote for a strong economy and have him break the hold and stand up on his feet and say whew...thank God I voted for Bush.
Have the t-shirt on the wrestler say tax and spend John Kerry (with $'s on it) and the shirt on the citizen say John Q Citizen.
This would resonate with men who are visually orientated.

[peyton randolph]

Now THAT was funny.

[Bellflower]

Where did all the adults go?...

Lots of people who are voting do not have adult mentalities but their vote counts as much as yours or mine. The Dems are using Chris Heinz like crazy going to colleges to manipulate these skulls full of mush into voting for Kerry. This is a war and to win it must use every weapon possible. We are not up against reasoned, fair thinking people and must fight fire with fire. The difference is we do not act illegally and are actually leading people in the right direction. A little like giving a child the medicine they need in a spoonful of sugar.

[the invisib1e hand]

I hope The Nuge sends another editorial to the Wall Street Journal; a reminder that America Rocks.