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DFU SONG: Devil in Disguise (Kerry now disguised as an orange pumpkin)
DFU SONGS
| 9-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 09/28/2004 9:05:18 AM PDT by doug from upland
DEVIL IN DISGUISE MIDI found here -- http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html
He's orange girly man...he's orange girly man...laugh
He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin
Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes
He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is
Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah
Because Halloween is coming...John made a move that's bold
He used spray that had turned him orange instead of choosing gold
He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin
Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes
He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is
Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah
He wanted an edge debating...he wanted to stand out
"Flipper, you are now Pumpkin Head" the audience would shout
He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin
Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes
He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is
Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah
Pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is
Pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is
Pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is
Pumpkin telling lies...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: attnho; kerry; liar; orange; pumpkinhead; redfacedkerry; sprayontan
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To: doug from upland
2
posted on
09/28/2004 9:06:08 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(..........nobody knows how to lose a game like the Niners............)
To: doug from upland
Anyone have a picture of this?
3
posted on
09/28/2004 9:06:22 AM PDT
by
Protagoras
(Putting government in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children.)
To: All
4
posted on
09/28/2004 9:06:28 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
5
posted on
09/28/2004 9:13:19 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: All
6
posted on
09/28/2004 9:14:28 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
He's the 2nd Black President
7
posted on
09/28/2004 9:14:32 AM PDT
by
Enduring Freedom
(Socialism Is the Enemy of Mankind, Democrats Its Traveling Salesmen)
To: Enduring Freedom
8
posted on
09/28/2004 9:15:53 AM PDT
by
turbocat
To: doug from upland
Kerry:
"I have eaten so much pumpkin pie on the campaign trail I think it has finally turned my skin orange - yea - yea - that's the ticket -- I ate to much of the wretched pumpkin pie in all those little diners in the midwest..."
9
posted on
09/28/2004 9:18:22 AM PDT
by
Esther Ruth
(And because they served the creation instead of the Creator - God gave them over ......)
To: doug from upland
It appears that kerry had a makeover by a 'skin peel', to remove the wrinkles, obviously - Botox no longer works, and it makes him sweat.
10
posted on
09/28/2004 9:19:16 AM PDT
by
Inge C
(,)
To: doug from upland
11
posted on
09/28/2004 9:19:36 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(I wear sleepwear therefore I think)
To: doug from upland
Thanks!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaa
12
posted on
09/28/2004 9:37:25 AM PDT
by
countrydummy
(#RIGHTALK.. http://www.rightalk.com)
To: turbocat
13
posted on
09/28/2004 9:39:23 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: doug from upland
14
posted on
09/28/2004 9:44:14 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(When will the ABCNNBC BS lunatic libs stop Rathering to Americans? Answer: NEVER!)
To: EggsAckley
I've had a "Puker Punkin" on my front porch the past couple of years. It sure gets some strange looks and comments.
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:44:57 AM PDT
by
beelzepug
(tag not to be removed under penalty of law except by consumer.)
To: All
HE TURNED DOWN THIS LOOK ---
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:45:27 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
Couldn't find the Kramer pic like this one, or I'd have posted IT too!
17
posted on
09/28/2004 9:45:28 AM PDT
by
NordP
(We're Mad As Zell, and We're Not Going To Take Your Liberalism Anymore!)
To: doug from upland
For years I've been seeing comments about snorting one's coffee in a sudden fit of laughter. Always thought it was a figure of speech. It just happened to me. Thanks doug. :)
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posted on
09/28/2004 9:56:58 AM PDT
by
Graymatter
(Reload Bush/Cheney 2004)
To: Grampa Dave
I can't tell if that's a yellow ribbon or one of those teenager jellies that tells what sort of sexual acts you've performed.
19
posted on
09/28/2004 10:02:01 AM PDT
by
beelzepug
(tag not to be removed under penalty of law except by consumer.)
To: Grampa Dave
These bracelets are purchased to support people living with cancer. Lance Armstrong is behind the effort.
http://www.nike.com/wearyellow/index_f.html
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