[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Please no cute "Top Ten List" involving Kerry's participation. Those familiar with Letterman's show know what I mean.

[HoustonTech]

Top 10 Reasons to Vote for John Kerry:

Uh....

[ApplegateRanch]

Please no cute "Top Ten List" involving Kerry's participation.

Too late.

The bad news: He did.

The GOOD news:

Kerry gave one of the LAMEST 'Top Ten Lists' on record.

And he gave the deadest, woodenest, worst delivery of one, ever.

[SteelTrap]

That is exactly what happened but fortunately he blew it. First when Dave tried to segway to the Top Ten List he said to Kerry "I notice you have something in your lap..." to which Lurch replied " yes it is something we set up with your people..". Talk about you comic timing.

Next he read the list without the obligatory mention of the number! Just ran through them all the way to the last one. What a hoser!

[d0le]

Kerry's "Top Ten Bush Tax Proposals" were:

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

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