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Dan Rather is Really a Woman Who Spied for Cubans!
The Omega Letter Inlelligence Digest ^
| Sept. 16, 2004
| Jack Kinsella
Posted on 09/19/2004 5:27:08 AM PDT by Tessarie
Newly discovered documents revealed that Dan Rather was really born a woman! The shocking discovery came after documents were discovered, signed by a doctor (now dead) and recovered from a hospital (before all its remaining records were destroyed by fire.)
Rather is also a cocaine addict, according to other newly discovered medical documents, and likes to ride his motorcyle while dressed as Conan the Barbarian, say unnamed friends.
(Excerpt) Read more at omegaletter.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: humor; rather
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This is great. Love seeing a Rather, rathered.
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posted on
09/19/2004 5:27:09 AM PDT
by
Tessarie
To: JoeSixPack1
Rather ... likes to ride his motorcyle while dressed as Conan the Barbarian
And you thought you were the only one.
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posted on
09/19/2004 5:30:42 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Fred Mertz is THE MAN.)
To: Tessarie
Dan is......a girly man? I would have thought he would be the one to break this story!
To: Tessarie
Well, if it's in writing it must be true ...and even if it is not true, it is still definitely newsworthy!
To: Tessarie
Is this the reason he got a section 8 out of Marine basic training?
I heard his GPA at SHSU was less than 2.6.
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posted on
09/19/2004 5:33:28 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Rather calls Saddam "Mister President" and calls President Bush "bush")
To: Tessarie
This is priceless... I bookmarked it for my liberal co-workers and will e=mail them the link later.
To: Tessarie
I have pictures (and documents) that prove Dan Rather shared a Motel 6 hotel room (wink, wink) with Madeline Albright the night of July 17, 1998 in Yonkers, NY. Eeeeeeewwwwwww. (My anonymous source may or may not be a jealous Janet Reno).
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posted on
09/19/2004 6:27:06 AM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(Socialist America - diseased and dysfunctional.)
To: Tessarie
With respect, Mr. Rather, answer the questions.
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posted on
09/19/2004 6:29:51 AM PDT
by
Truthfairy
(People have the governments they deserve.)
To: Tessarie
And sometimes, when he comes on the air, his voice has a nasal twang, Ok, and exactly what does this mean. I think I know what it means but there is more than one way to read it.
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posted on
09/19/2004 6:33:43 AM PDT
by
Casloy
To: Tessarie; Admin Moderator
But have you seen the Sex Photos?
Oh.
The Nanny Mods pulled the thread, because it had EXACTLY the same point to make as this article.
The Nanny Mods are SO September 8th.
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posted on
09/19/2004 6:42:30 AM PDT
by
Enduring Freedom
(Socialism Is the Enemy of Mankind, Democrats Its Traveling Salesmen)
To: MistyCA
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posted on
09/19/2004 6:46:02 AM PDT
by
wizr
(Without the War on Terror, you only have the Terror. Ask a Russian.)
To: Tessarie
Almost as weird, but actually true:
Rumsfeld's ranch in New Mexico is co-owned with Dan Rather.
To: Tessarie
You make him sound like one of those pathetic little liberals, dressed in their peignoirs, posting to saloon.com.
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posted on
09/19/2004 6:58:01 AM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(A Progressive is only a Liberal with an Earl Scheib paintjob.)
To: wizr
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posted on
09/19/2004 7:49:28 AM PDT
by
MistyCA
To: wizr; 06isweak; 0scill8r; 100American; 100%FEDUP; 101st-Eagle; 101stSignal; 101viking; 10Ring; ...
This is really funny about Kerry, but after you read that, take a quick ganger at this....it is AWESOME!
http://www.georgewbush.com/NineInnings/
Please let me know if you would like to be removed from this ping list. thanks, this video is worth the ping! :)
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posted on
09/19/2004 8:22:03 AM PDT
by
MistyCA
To: Tessarie
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posted on
09/19/2004 8:25:28 AM PDT
by
sharktrager
(Nobody deserves our hostility when they are in a time of need.)
To: Tessarie
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posted on
09/19/2004 8:27:23 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: MistyCA
Did I put myself on a ping list you have?
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posted on
09/19/2004 8:30:06 AM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(VICTORY...........brings peace.)
To: MistyCA
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posted on
09/19/2004 8:31:14 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: Mr. Mojo
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posted on
09/19/2004 8:31:47 AM PDT
by
MistyCA
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