Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 15, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry speaks at the the Detroit Economic Club where we see a couple of new jack-in-the-box photos, some really fine close-ups, and a salute. He moves on the Madison, WI for a rally with pumping fists, points, rise-ups, and a teddy bear hug (aaawwww). He finishes up the night with Teresa at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus showing more fists, a Buddhist bow, another rise-up, tiny measuring, and a thumb point. Teresa seems weirdly calm.

 

1Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks to the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit, Michigan, September 15, 2004. Kerry unleashed a stinging indictment of President Bush's economic stewardship and urged his Republican rival to take responsibility instead of playing the victim. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

 

2Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks to the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit, Michigan, September 15, 2004. Kerry said on Wednesday the U.S. needs to make the 'right choices' on the economy and faulted President George W. Bush for blaming others and offering excuses for the White House's own failed economic policies. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

 

3Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks to the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit, Michigan September 15, 2004. Senator Kerry used the opportunity to criticize U.S. President George W. Bush's economic policies and proposals. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

4Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks to the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit, Michigan September 15, 2004. Senator Kerry used the opportunity to criticize U.S. President George W. Bush's economic policies and proposals. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

5Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, speaks to the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit, Mich. Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

6Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, salutes as he is surrounded by former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, left, Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, right, after speaking to the Detroit Economic Club in Detroit, Mich. Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

7Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry pumps his fist as he takes the stage for a rally in Madison, Wisconsin September 15, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION

 

8Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gives two thumbs up as he takes the stage at a rally in Madison, Wisconsin September 15, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

9Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., hugs a stuffed bear given to him by a supporter at a rally in Madison, Wis., Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Andy Manis)

 

10Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, arrives at a campaign rally in Madison, Wisc. Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

11Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry pumps his fists as he takes the stage at a rally in Madison, Wisconsin September 15, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

12Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, speaks at a campaign rally in Madison, Wisc. Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert

 

13Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a rally in Madison, Wis., Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Andy Manis)

 

14Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, reacts at the conclusion of a campaign rally in Madison, Wis. Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

15U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry takes the stage at the meeting of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus in Washington, September 15, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

16Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, arrives with his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at the Hispanic Caucus Institute's 27th Annual Gala in Washington Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

17U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry is joined onstage by his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at the meeting of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus in Washington, September 15, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

18Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, with his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, center and Rep. Ciro Rodriguez (news, bio, voting record), D-Texas, responds to the applause at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus' 27th Annual Gala, Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004, in Washington. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

 

19Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, acknowledges the crowd after speaking at the Hispanic Caucus' Institute 27th Annual Gala in Washington Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

20Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, speaks at the Hispanic Caucus Institute's 27th Annual Gala in Washington Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

21Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, speaks at the Hispanic Caucus Institute 27th Annual Gala in Washington Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

22Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, delivers his remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004, in Washington. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Re pic 7:
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry pumps his fist as he takes the stage..

It looks like he's trying to dance... some old dance... maybe the frug?

[BenLurkin]

Macarena isn't it?

[Gunder]

Kerry seems to have four gestures:

1. The point
2. The Buddhist bow
3. The fist pump in the air
4. The Bill Clinton slighty raised thumb

Did I miss any?

[frankenMonkey]

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"...and this is how many votes I'm gonna get."

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[queenkathy]

can anyone read palms. maybe someone could read his palm in that one pic. I'm so tired of the Budhist bow he does and he's with Jennifer Granholm, and she didn't have to give up her Canadian citizenship to run for govenor, so she has dual citizenship

[docman57]

I swear....if this country where to elect this loser(NOT!!), I would get on my knee's nightly and ask got to smack D.C. with a freaking Comet!!

[Slings and Arrows]

An embarrassment of riches for the next Caption-O-Rama!

[fiftymegaton]

I am going to make the prediction that TER-RAY-ZAA files for divorce less than a year after Kerry loses the election in November.

[docman57]

That should have Read "GOD", not got! Sorry....sometimes just seeing this guy pisses me off.

[Randjuke]

I think Teresa needs Correctol, the gentle laxative.

[itsnevertoolate]

He has quite a repertoire. Here are a few more:
5 tomahawk chop
6 "rise-up" - lifting both hands upward, like a preacher gesturing for everyone to rise
7 salute
8 "tiny measure" either with this thumb and forefinger indicating a size or with both hands showing a small distance

[AppyPappy]

Teresa seems weirdly **calm**

You mispelled "drugged". Hope this helps.

[camboianchristmas]

If I were a rich man, didididdididididum......

[Palladin]

"Oh, Teddy, sob--sob--You're the only one who likes me."

[itsnevertoolate]

We should start a complete list. Then we can score him each day for how many of them are caught in photos.

[isthisnickcool]

He looks like a corpse with lipstick on.

[Gunder]

Good grief! How could I forget the salute? That's the all time Kerry classic!!!!!!!!!!!

[texasflower]

Good grief, he is the only man I have ever seen that doesn't look good in a tux.