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Morford: Apocalypse Bush! (Why care for the planet when the End Times are almost here?)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, September 8, 2004 | Mark Morford, read by FReepers and few others

Posted on 09/09/2004 10:52:34 AM PDT by presidio9

This is the great thing about rabid fundamentalism. You really just don't have to give a damn. Take the environment. I mean, isn't it just a little pointless to care so damn deeply about the air and the soil and the water and the stupid little disposable animals on this silly spinning ball of expendable rock when the Second Coming is imminent and a blood-soaked fire-breathin' Jesus who looks remarkably like Mel Gibson will return very soon to smite the heathens and the gays and the vegetarians and the Francophiles, and who will rescue all those who worship patriarchy and country music and blue-chip oil portfolios? You're goddamn right it is.

Look. This much has become clear. Bush is, more than anything else, an extreme fundamentalist Christian. He is widely regarded as the most openly pious and sanctimonious president in modern American history. He actually preaches the GOP screed in evangelical churches across America. He panders so slavishly to the anti-choicers and the Bible-thumpers and the homophobes it makes Jerry Falwell swoon and giggle.

And Bush actually says, out loud, that God speaks through him, and that God is on our side we bomb the living crap out of Afghanistan and Iraq and that it is the Almighty's wish that we take control of these angry pip-squeak nations and in so doing kill thousands of civilians and tens of thousands of young Iraqi soldiers, as over 1,000 American soldiers are now dead over a makeshift cause that never really existed. God wanted it this way, that's why.

Bush has called Jesus his "favorite philosopher." He has claimed that the act of being "born-again" saved him from a long, sad life of vaguely homoerotic frat parties and repetitive binge drinking and going AWOL from the National Guard,

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1 posted on 09/09/2004 10:52:37 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Let's see, liberal bigots in SF hate Christianity...nothing new here.
2 posted on 09/09/2004 10:54:21 AM PDT by highlander_UW (" Just bear in mind that there is no Botox for the soul.". - Sam Smith)
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To: presidio9

Morford, STFU you homo-weenie.


3 posted on 09/09/2004 10:54:21 AM PDT by RockinRight (Vote early, vote often)
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To: presidio9

4 posted on 09/09/2004 10:54:28 AM PDT by Sister_T (Democrats AND The Partisan Press are the REAL enemies to freedom in the world!)
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To: presidio9
Bush is, more than anything else, an extreme fundamentalist Christian

Why? Because he believes in God, goes to church, is against homos, and doesn't stick cigars in young women?

5 posted on 09/09/2004 10:55:17 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: presidio9; Homo_homini_lupus

Comes across as a wee bit panicked, doesn't he? And by "wee bit," I mean that he's got this big stain on the lap of his pants for some reason.


6 posted on 09/09/2004 10:55:39 AM PDT by Buggman (Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
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To: presidio9
Post November 2nd dem reality kit:


7 posted on 09/09/2004 10:56:01 AM PDT by Brett66 (http://www.scifiartposters.com)
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To: presidio9
blood-soaked fire-breathin' Jesus who looks remarkably like Mel Gibson

WTFO?!?!

8 posted on 09/09/2004 10:57:10 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: presidio9

SFD!


SFU!!


Clueless!!!


9 posted on 09/09/2004 10:58:15 AM PDT by petro45acp ("I detest socialism.......and I VOTE!")
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To: Brett66


Followed by a TALL DRINK to MAKE sure they get the job done right!
10 posted on 09/09/2004 10:58:23 AM PDT by gunnygail (Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun):.)
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To: presidio9
Isn't it ironic that someone so filled with hate is so proud to say he's gay?
11 posted on 09/09/2004 10:59:10 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Hey Jim, this thread belongs on DU website, this must be Al Gore's screename.


13 posted on 09/09/2004 10:59:53 AM PDT by Kackikat
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To: atomicpossum

I'M GLAD he's gay. His genes WILL NOT be passed on. (Normally that is) Thank God. The libby gaybos are exterminating themselves and I, for one, am digging it!


14 posted on 09/09/2004 11:01:26 AM PDT by gunnygail (Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun):.)
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To: Kackikat

You dissin' my screenie, boyo?


15 posted on 09/09/2004 11:01:26 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: gunnygail

For all we know, some lesbo(s) have a turkey-baster deal going with him ...


16 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:11 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: presidio9
Well, now: more sick, twisted, foaming-at-the-mouth insanity from Sodom-on-the-Pacific. Please keep it up, Morford: we'd like to win California, too. Ravings like this just help normal people realize how crazy the American Left has become.
17 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:13 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: presidio9

what happened to "I'm ssshuper sthankss for assking?" !!!!


18 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:19 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Free Republic - Only as "free" as those that post on it want it to be!!!)
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To: presidio9

You have to admit, Morford is kinda cute

19 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:50 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((This Message Paid for by United Liberal Cretins of America))))
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To: presidio9

Nothing a little Haldol shot in the butt won't cure.
I'm sure he is used to getting things in his butt.


20 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:54 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Morologus es!)
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To: presidio9

Stop posting this POS!!!


21 posted on 09/09/2004 11:03:37 AM PDT by Pondman88
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To: presidio9

I'm going to have to get me a subscription to the SF Chronicle. It's a doozy.


22 posted on 09/09/2004 11:08:42 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.)
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To: presidio9

This guy's problem obviously isn't with George W. Bush. Tsk, tsk.


23 posted on 09/09/2004 11:11:08 AM PDT by zide56
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To: atomicpossum

Even those whose hearts are hardened in their sins have an innate knowledge of God.
Those who are fighting against that knowledge the hardest seem to shriek the loudest.
Their fear of the truth drives them to obsessively deny it.

As hard as it may be to do, pray for him.


24 posted on 09/09/2004 11:11:47 AM PDT by Salamander (This Is A Dark Ride)
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To: presidio9

Be not deceived: God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.Regardless of what your personal choice is....God is still God.


25 posted on 09/09/2004 11:11:51 AM PDT by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: presidio9
blasphemer
26 posted on 09/09/2004 11:12:35 AM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: atomicpossum

I know several gay men.....and they are an angry group of people, from my point of view. Sad but true.


27 posted on 09/09/2004 11:14:27 AM PDT by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: presidio9
Read more at sfgate.com ...

Why?

28 posted on 09/09/2004 11:17:30 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: presidio9

If Botox Ketchupman gets in along with his dud sidekick Bobby Socks, you betcha the end times are here.


29 posted on 09/09/2004 11:18:07 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: presidio9

I refuse to take seriously a disgruntled liberal cow with matching udders fore and aft


30 posted on 09/09/2004 11:20:21 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'm a happy Republican goon)
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To: presidio9

Miss Morford is off her medications again and onto to the street drugs -- this looks like a real meth-inspired piece.


31 posted on 09/09/2004 11:20:50 AM PDT by WashingtonSource (Freedom is not free)
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To: Kackikat
Hey Jim, this thread belongs on DU website, this must be Al Gore's screename.

Here is what is needed for this article.


32 posted on 09/09/2004 11:22:22 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Charter member of the VRWC - and proud of it.)
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To: zide56

Oh, he hates bush, that's for sure.


33 posted on 09/09/2004 11:30:53 AM PDT by dangus
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To: presidio9

Is it just me...or does one just feel the need to take a shower after reading this?


34 posted on 09/09/2004 11:33:01 AM PDT by BureaucratusMaximus ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" - Hillary Clinton)
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To: presidio9

These nuts are so crazy it makes a funny read.


35 posted on 09/09/2004 11:33:40 AM PDT by ozzymandus ("So it is written, so it shall be danced"-Al Bundy)
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To: presidio9

The author is an idiot.

The end times are not the end of the world, nor is Armeggedon. Jesus will reign on earth for 1000 years after this. And people will live for almost 1000 years too. It's probably going to get a little crowded.

So to say Christians view the earth as disposable is a little premature.


36 posted on 09/09/2004 11:39:25 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN
And people will live for almost 1000 years too

I signed up for that whole "til death do us part" thing, but no one said it would be THAT long.

Now I'm scared. Hold me.

37 posted on 09/09/2004 11:50:06 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.)
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To: highlander_UW

I am new here folks, I have lurked for a couple of years. This article made me register. I have read some nasty vile stuff from Liberal idiots but this guy takes the cake!

I look forward to freeping...


38 posted on 09/09/2004 11:55:49 AM PDT by liberalsneedmeds
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To: presidio9

Deus lo volt!


39 posted on 09/09/2004 12:04:54 PM PDT by eclectic
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To: presidio9

Hopefully Morford will have a massive stroke on Nov 3 when he wakes up and reads BUSH REELECTED, WEIRDOS APOPLECTIC, SKY FALLS IN SF.


40 posted on 09/09/2004 12:22:03 PM PDT by Sender (I didn't leave cookays. I left him cheeese.)
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To: presidio9

"There shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, and saying, 'Where is the promise of His coming?' " 2 Peter 3:3-4

This prophecy is being fulfilled now.

The prophecy of Christ's return will also be fulfilled, and this author will not be laughing and ridiculing then.


41 posted on 09/09/2004 12:23:50 PM PDT by unlearner
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To: Chad Fairbanks
"I signed up for that whole "til death do us part" thing, but no one said it would be THAT long. Now I'm scared. "

You are so screwed!!!

42 posted on 09/09/2004 12:29:12 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: presidio9
He actually preaches the GOP screed in evangelical churches across America.

Yeah! Like that highly political speech he gave at Riverside Church. Oops! That was Bill Clinton.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1201707/posts
43 posted on 09/09/2004 12:38:09 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee
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To: presidio9
will return very soon to smite the heathens and the gays and the vegetarians and the Francophiles

Well, it would certainly prove that god answers my prayers.

44 posted on 09/09/2004 12:41:02 PM PDT by Casloy (qs)
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To: presidio9

Talk about sanctimony!


45 posted on 09/09/2004 12:48:41 PM PDT by jimfree (It's time to totally and absolutely destroy the child-killers.)
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To: presidio9

To be ignorant is one thing, but to have your ignorance displayed in a newspaper for everyone to see is quite embarrassing.

As with most liberal statements, simply invert it and you have the truth. If Mark had only read the Bible, he would know God commands man to care for the earth.


46 posted on 09/09/2004 1:19:32 PM PDT by TheDon (The Democratic Party is the party of TREASON)
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To: ArrogantBustard

No More Gore, No More Gore...let us chant it together.


47 posted on 09/09/2004 1:21:11 PM PDT by Kackikat
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To: ArrogantBustard

No More Gore, No More Gore...let us chant it together.


48 posted on 09/09/2004 1:21:23 PM PDT by Kackikat
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To: Kackikat
WTF? Dude, you're more whacked out than morford. Take a chill pill. Wash it down with a beer.

A real beer.

Not some of that fizzy yellow stuff that morford drinks.

Don't make me come lookin' fer ya..

49 posted on 09/09/2004 1:28:18 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: presidio9
Morford: Apocalypse Bush! (Why care for the planet when the End Times are almost here?)

"End Times" Sounds like a homsexual paper Morford would write for.

50 posted on 09/09/2004 1:31:16 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kerry Kool-Aid: Changes flavors with every sip. Being Wrong is better than being F'n Wrong.)
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