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Morford: Apocalypse Bush! (Why care for the planet when the End Times are almost here?)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, September 8, 2004 | Mark Morford, read by FReepers and few others

Posted on 09/09/2004 10:52:34 AM PDT by presidio9

This is the great thing about rabid fundamentalism. You really just don't have to give a damn. Take the environment. I mean, isn't it just a little pointless to care so damn deeply about the air and the soil and the water and the stupid little disposable animals on this silly spinning ball of expendable rock when the Second Coming is imminent and a blood-soaked fire-breathin' Jesus who looks remarkably like Mel Gibson will return very soon to smite the heathens and the gays and the vegetarians and the Francophiles, and who will rescue all those who worship patriarchy and country music and blue-chip oil portfolios? You're goddamn right it is.

Look. This much has become clear. Bush is, more than anything else, an extreme fundamentalist Christian. He is widely regarded as the most openly pious and sanctimonious president in modern American history. He actually preaches the GOP screed in evangelical churches across America. He panders so slavishly to the anti-choicers and the Bible-thumpers and the homophobes it makes Jerry Falwell swoon and giggle.

And Bush actually says, out loud, that God speaks through him, and that God is on our side we bomb the living crap out of Afghanistan and Iraq and that it is the Almighty's wish that we take control of these angry pip-squeak nations and in so doing kill thousands of civilians and tens of thousands of young Iraqi soldiers, as over 1,000 American soldiers are now dead over a makeshift cause that never really existed. God wanted it this way, that's why.

Bush has called Jesus his "favorite philosopher." He has claimed that the act of being "born-again" saved him from a long, sad life of vaguely homoerotic frat parties and repetitive binge drinking and going AWOL from the National Guard,

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1 posted on 09/09/2004 10:52:37 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Let's see, liberal bigots in SF hate Christianity...nothing new here.
2 posted on 09/09/2004 10:54:21 AM PDT by highlander_UW (" Just bear in mind that there is no Botox for the soul.". - Sam Smith)
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To: presidio9

Morford, STFU you homo-weenie.


3 posted on 09/09/2004 10:54:21 AM PDT by RockinRight (Vote early, vote often)
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To: presidio9

4 posted on 09/09/2004 10:54:28 AM PDT by Sister_T (Democrats AND The Partisan Press are the REAL enemies to freedom in the world!)
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To: presidio9
Bush is, more than anything else, an extreme fundamentalist Christian

Why? Because he believes in God, goes to church, is against homos, and doesn't stick cigars in young women?

5 posted on 09/09/2004 10:55:17 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: presidio9; Homo_homini_lupus

Comes across as a wee bit panicked, doesn't he? And by "wee bit," I mean that he's got this big stain on the lap of his pants for some reason.


6 posted on 09/09/2004 10:55:39 AM PDT by Buggman (Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
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To: presidio9
Post November 2nd dem reality kit:


7 posted on 09/09/2004 10:56:01 AM PDT by Brett66 (http://www.scifiartposters.com)
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To: presidio9
blood-soaked fire-breathin' Jesus who looks remarkably like Mel Gibson

WTFO?!?!

8 posted on 09/09/2004 10:57:10 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: presidio9

SFD!


SFU!!


Clueless!!!


9 posted on 09/09/2004 10:58:15 AM PDT by petro45acp ("I detest socialism.......and I VOTE!")
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To: Brett66


Followed by a TALL DRINK to MAKE sure they get the job done right!
10 posted on 09/09/2004 10:58:23 AM PDT by gunnygail (Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun):.)
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To: presidio9
Isn't it ironic that someone so filled with hate is so proud to say he's gay?
11 posted on 09/09/2004 10:59:10 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Hey Jim, this thread belongs on DU website, this must be Al Gore's screename.


13 posted on 09/09/2004 10:59:53 AM PDT by Kackikat
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To: atomicpossum

I'M GLAD he's gay. His genes WILL NOT be passed on. (Normally that is) Thank God. The libby gaybos are exterminating themselves and I, for one, am digging it!


14 posted on 09/09/2004 11:01:26 AM PDT by gunnygail (Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun):.)
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To: Kackikat

You dissin' my screenie, boyo?


15 posted on 09/09/2004 11:01:26 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: gunnygail

For all we know, some lesbo(s) have a turkey-baster deal going with him ...


16 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:11 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: presidio9
Well, now: more sick, twisted, foaming-at-the-mouth insanity from Sodom-on-the-Pacific. Please keep it up, Morford: we'd like to win California, too. Ravings like this just help normal people realize how crazy the American Left has become.
17 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:13 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: presidio9

what happened to "I'm ssshuper sthankss for assking?" !!!!


18 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:19 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Free Republic - Only as "free" as those that post on it want it to be!!!)
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To: presidio9

You have to admit, Morford is kinda cute

19 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:50 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((This Message Paid for by United Liberal Cretins of America))))
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To: presidio9

Nothing a little Haldol shot in the butt won't cure.
I'm sure he is used to getting things in his butt.


20 posted on 09/09/2004 11:02:54 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Morologus es!)
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