DFU SONG: I Left My Heart in San Francisco (Tony coming to Santa Monica for RAT fundraiser)

The food was just five grand a plate
The boob jobs all were great
The hypocrites were full of it...full of it

Then I went back to San Francisco
When I got home, without delay
I called my friend, the exterminator
And he deloused me right away

Funny. Maybe you'll enjoy this:

The cool morning mist settled over the Cambodian border. The engine hummed, moving the swift boat slowly through the mined river. They weren't supposed to be here. It wasn't supposed to be this way. An illegal war conducted by President Nixon. It didn't make sense. Everything about this mission was wrong.

Lt. Kerry's mission was an impossible one. Find and silence Colonel Kurtz. Why had Colonel Kurtz fled to Cambodia? What madness had driven him to this? And why had they chosen him?

It didn't matter now. Now he had to find Colonel Kurtz. He had to silence this loose cannon. Something had to be done. Was he the man to do it? He didn't know. The personal demons had haunted him for far too long. He wanted to be patriotic. He needed to be patriotic. But a political career lay in wait for him back in the States.

Suddenly, the swift boat left the air from the thrust of the mine. Lt. Kerry didn't hestitate. He didn't second guess. He floored the throttle in retreat, hearing a scream from the stern. He looked back to see Jim Rassman in the water.

Could he leave him? Jim was just along for the ride. A ride taking them deep into the Cambodian jungle in search of a madman. The second passed, but Lt. Kerry knew he could leave no man behind.

The fifty caliber machine gun fire barked loudly from the shoreline. Then, he remembered it. He reached in his duffle bag at his side and pulled out his 8mm camera. He jerked the steering, turning the boat around and yelling, "Let's go boys. We're only gonna have one take at this!"

:) HA!

See also the NEW thread:

more PHOTOS!
Flipper/"Arnold"/GRINCH FReep John Kerry at SANTA MONICA fundraiser with Tony Bennett
Tony Bennett, Hollywood stars at "secret" fundraiser for John Kerry in SANTA MONICA: Thursday (8/26) ^ | August 29, 2004 | RonDog [and FRiends]
Posted on 08/29/2004 6:35:43 AM PDT by RonDog

UNFIT for Santa Monica:
Flipper, "Arnold" and The GRINCH
confront John Kerry outside a "secret" fundraiser
in the People's Republic of Santa Monica

image courtesy of David Dennis

Poor John Kerry.
Ever since the Swift Boat Veterans started talking about the "Girlie-Manchurian" Candidate's REAL record in Vietnam, it appears that the Botox Boy cannot even sneak into a formerly "safe" hard left enclave like Santa Monica without having to face crowds of protesters who insist on sharing their opinion that he is "Unfit for Command."
On Thursday, August 26, when Senator Kerry's entourage arrived at the swanky Fairmont Miramar Hotel in this rent-controlled beach community just outside Los Angeles for a "secret" $5,000/plate fundraiser with Tony Bennett and his "Limousine Liberal" buddies from "La La Land," they were greeted by members of the Hollywood Resistance Force (a.k.a. the L.A. Chapter of the Free Republic Network) - and a few of our FRiends...

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