"I am not a crook!"
Next up Lt. Governor Kerry signs an Executive Order in the 1980's prohibiting Massachusetts Civil Defense from planning for a nuclear attack.
Oooohhhhh....good one!!!
George W. Bush is campaigning as though he wants to win. God how I wish his father did that!! (memo to candidate: don't check your watch during the "town hall" meeting.)
Bush is blowing my mind the way he is doing things that you always sit around knocking down a couple of beers fantasizing about how "god I wish the president would just....!!"
Examples- telling Germany to screw off. If they don't like our troops we'll pull them out. Predictably the sissies immediately whine about the devastaion to their humorous little version of an economy. Next their use of Kerry terminology i.e. sensitive war, nuance, etc... Then pulverizing Iraq, greasing Wussay and Pussay and literally chasing Saddamite into a freaking hole in the ground. (and then extracting him on camera like Bill Murray catching the gopher on Caddy Shack.)
I love the way Bush stays above the fray and lets Horseface publicly soil himself blubbering about mean campaign commercials.
I couldn't write this script any better. And the Vets are coming out with commercial number two! Please let someone follow with the "roll over and play dead" in case of Nuke attack while serving as Dukakis Junior. Follow this with an ad along these lines: The only thing less eventful than Kerry's 18 weeks in Nam 35 years ago was his 25 years in the Senate since.
Listen to my words and enjoy their truth: In this presidential election year, we are in for a home stretch that is meant to be sat backed and relished. Enjoy this moment freedom lovers. We may never see the likes of it again in our lifetimes!!
Actually, was that before or after his brother got arrested conducting a watergate style break-in for John's campaign?
Someone should be looking into that website for stuff.