Posted on 07/29/2004 8:03:50 PM PDT by Lunatic Fringe
CNN played the coordinator feed live for the ballon drop. We heard:
"Go balloons! Go balloons!"
"More balloons! Where the hell are the balloons?"
"I want more balloons, God Dammit!"
"What the f*ck are you guys doing up there?!"
FOX AND FRIENDS WILL BE A HOOT IN THE MORNING......STEVE WILL HAVE A GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR!!!! WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED THE THEY GO TO CNN'S WINDOW GLOATING!!! HOPE THE NY POST GETS REVENGE OVER THE RIBBING THEY TOOK FROM CNN.
Almost better is the "what the f*** are you guys DOING up there???"
Freepers have been asking basically the same thing about the Democrats for the last 14 years...
Drudge keeps adding more and more text.
The latest:
DNC CONVENTION DIRECTOR DON MISCHER AIRED ON CNN AS KERRY ENDS SPEECH, HEARD WORLDWIDE: 'Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. J*sus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, g*dd**mit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down! All balloons, what the h*ll! There's nothing falling! What the f**k are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons'...
Why didn't I ever invest in tevo???
Go wake him up.
Good Omen for the rest of us!
The SS Lurch started listing badly, just as it was casting off the dock. It'll sink in the channel, bottling up 'Rat smugglers for months.
AP posted it on Yahoo0000!!!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=694&u=/ap/20040730/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_convention_balloons&printer=1
Bitchin'.
We've already got a possible metaphor for the campaign from Sunday night's game in Boston: Kerry can't throw strikes...in fact, he can't even hit the catcher!
John "Where are my F-ing Balloons" Kerry
Omigosh! That's a riot. Even funnier than Kerry's speech.
This will give FReepers much material for satire over the next few days.
A new chant for Kristinn and the other FR activists at all Kerry events:
"MORE BALLOONS. MORE BALLOONS. SEND IN THE CLOWNS!"
Comrade Kerrys new motto:
"WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE?"
They must have a fifth columnist selecting the tunes. The Vietnam "connection" to that strain of music has me doubled up laughing!
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like victory!"
What was the name of that lunatic in Apocalypse Now who played Wagner from the loudspeaker of the helicopter before napalming civilians?
Nice touch, evoking that imagery -- while showing fireworks!
There's got to be either a Republican (or two) snuck into the campaign (Mr. Balloon and Mr. Tune), or else the Democrats are the biggest idiots in the galaxy!
Ride of the Valkerie. Right in the aftermath of Mister-I-Can't-Shut-Up-About-My-Time-In-Vietnam giving his speech. Played with huge fireworks going off in the background. Imagine that.
The mind boggles...
need to resurrect Hamster Dance and put Kerrys picture all over it
Drudge has an MP3 of it online now.
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