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Posted on 07/27/2004 4:39:27 AM PDT by Pol Pot Roast
TED KENNEDY SINGS MONTY PYTHON'S LUMBERJACK SONG
I'm a lifeguard and I'm ok
I swim all night and I drink all day
He's a lifeguard and he's ok
He swims all night and he drinks all day
I drive off bridges, I kill my mistress
I smell like a distillery
One day I'll be a senator and catch a venereal disease
He drives off bridges, He kills his mistress
He smells like a distillery
One day He'll be a senator and catch a venereal disease
He's a lifeguard and he's ok
I'm a lifeguard and I'm ok
I drive while drunk, I skip and jump
I pass out in bars I wish I'd been a bootlegger
Just like my dear papa
He's a lifeguard and he's ok
© Pol Pot Roast
Very, very good. "Smell like a distillery" excellent.
yesterday was Mary Jo Kopechne's birthday. Hope fat ted had a good time.
I'm sure he did........Senator "I can do no wrong and you better do as I say" Kennedy!
I wonder what ever happened in his stupid life to make him the ugliest man in Congress.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man of thirst and greed
And he told us of his night
In a four wheeled submarine
So we drove up to the scene
Till we found the sea of green
Where she died beneath the waves
In a four wheeled submarine
We all live in a sunken Oldsmobile
Sunken Oldsmobile, sunken Oldsmobile
We all live in a sunken Oldsmobile
Sunken Oldsmobile, sunken Oldsmobile
And his friends are all on board
With a bottle and a whore
And the party looks away
We all live in a sunken Oldsmobile
Sunken Oldsmobile, sunken Oldsmobile
We all live in a sunken Oldsmobile
Sunken Oldsmobile, sunken Oldsmobile
As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need
Sky of blue and money green
And we forget the submarine
We all live in a sunken Oldsmobile
Sunken Oldsmobile, sunken Oldsmobile
We all live in a sunken Oldsmobile
Sunken Oldsmobile, sunken Oldsmobile
That pic of Jabba the Ted made me unusually sick.....Lost breakfast, but hey, it was worth it. :)
He actually did some "singing" at the convention. Laura Ingraham has been playing his "singing" all morning. What a tone deaf lush.
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